Dearest Blog, today it was off to the cinema for a pair of flicks
I've been pretty would up about: The Boxtrolls and The Equalizer.
Spoiler level here will be mild, nothing you wouldn't know from the trailers.
First on my agenda was The Boxtrolls.
Underground dwellers the Boxtrolls are threatened by the above-ground humans who fear them.
The
Boxtrolls looks for all the world like a movie Tim Burton might have
made when he used to be interesting. Pretty much everything in it is
expressly designed to be ugly (you haven't seen teeth like this since
Austin Powers!), but the artwork is stunning. Boxtrolls is a dark movie,
taking place mostly underground or at night, with neutral colors
setting the perfect tone. The entertaining voice cast includes Ben
Kingsley, Jared Harris, Elle Fanning, Nick Frost, Richard Ayoade, Tracy
Morgan, Simon Pegg, and Isaac Hempstead Wright. The story is a little
dark and pretty slow at times; I would be hard pressed to try selling
this as a movie for kids, even though that's obviously what the
filmmakers intended. The second act is somewhat brighter than the first,
and even has a few laugh-out-loud moments, though, truth be told, I
found them ill fitting and less enjoyable than the rest of the movie.
The Boxtrolls runs 97 minutes and is rated PG for "action, some peril, and mild rude humor."
It's
not the game-changer I'd anticipated, but it's pretty darn great
nonetheless. Of a possible nine Weasleys, The Boxtrolls gets seven.
Next on the docket was The Equalizer.
A seemingly ordinary man, living a quiet life, resurrects some old skills to help a young acquaintance who gets into trouble.
Okay,
dear reader(s), you know me well enough to know that my review of The
Equalizer can be summed up in two words: HELL YEAH! First there's Denzel
Washington. Now, here's the thing about a movie that has Denzel
Washington: it really doesn't need anything else. Chloe Grace Moretz,
Bill Pullman, and my best gal Melissa Leo, among others, have a cup of
coffee in the film, and Marton Csokas makes an able foil, but when push
comes to shove it's Denzel's movie to carry and, as always, carry it he
does. The man is on screen for nearly all of the prohibitive
two-hours-plus runtime, and he is riveting, seamlessly dialing between
"regular guy" mode and "stone cold killer" mode.
The oft-repeated
vengeance tale is nothing new, but thanks to Washington's commanding
lead and plenty of YESSSSSSS! moments, it doesn't seem that long...which
is not to say it couldn't have been trimmed a bit without suffering for
it, either. There are some...erm...interesting kills, and the language
is pretty rough at times, but nothing out of the ordinary for your
average R-rated flick. If I had one complaint, it's that at times the
direction seems amateurish, too much exaggerated slow-mo, but it's a
petty gripe about what's otherwise an exceedingly entertaining film.
The
Equalizer clocks in at 131 minutes and is rated R for "strong bloody
violence and language throughout, including some sexual references."
It may not be a perfect movie, but it sure is a perfect movie for me. Of a possible nine Weasleys, The
Equalizer gets eight.
Until next time...
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Hell. Yeah.