MOVIE REVIEW: SCARY MOVIE 6

 

Twenty-six years after outrunning a suspiciously familiar masked killer, Shorty, Ray, Cindy and Brenda find themselves targeted by another mad slasher.

Director: Michael Tiddes

Cast: Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Cheri Oteri, Chris Elliott, Dave Sheridan, Lochlyn Munro, Jon Abrahams, Anthony Anderson, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans 

Release Date: June 5, 2026

Genre: Comedy, Horror

Rated R for crude sexual content, graphic nudity, strong violence, and drug content and language throughout.

Runtime: 1h 36m

Review:

Scary Movie 6 sees the return of the Wayans brothers and nearly everybody from the original movie for what should be a raucous return for horror spoof franchise unfortunately what we get is a collection of mostly unfunny and lifeless scenes that recycle tired jokes more often than not.  There’s plenty of fertile ground in the horror genre to pick from over the last twenty-five years they could have mined to spoof but for some reason it fumbled away as we get unconnected recreations of famous scenes but little more.  Five writers are credited, including three Wayans, which just leaves you wondering why they couldn’t deliver something slightly a tad more cohesive and funnier.  The jokes do come at a steady pace but most of them just don’t land mainly because they’re fairly lazy and predictable.  The plot is still using the Scream franchise as its overall template, borrowing heavily from Scream 5, which seems more than a little passé by this point.  It would all work better if the spoofs of recent horror hits were worked into the flow of the film as opposed to random non sequitur tangents.  It would all be more forgivable if they were at least funny and took advantage of the talented cast.  Anna Faris and Regina Hall are highlights of the whole thing, especially when they get to work off each other, but those moments are few and far between.  Faris’ best moments don’t come until the very random John Wick spoof in the final act that also throws up the cleverest concept of the whole film which leaves you wondering why the concept of legacy characters killing off reboot characters wasn’t the central thread holding it all together all along.  The rest of the cast do what they can with what they are given with Marlon and Shawn Mayans regurgitating the same weed and gay jokes from the first two films while Olivia Rose Keegan, who delivers a rather fun impression of Faris as her daughter, and Cameron Scott Roberts just seem to be begging for something to do.  Cheri Oteri, Dave Sheridan and Anthony Anderson along with a handful of other familiar faces return for small cameos that aren’t as impactful or funny as they should be.  Scary Movie 6 ends up feeling like a massive misfire since the Wayans have proven to be more than capable of delivering a solid spoof with the first Scary Movie and I'm Gonna Git You Sucka serving as prime examples of how funny they can be. 

D

MOVIE REVIEW: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

 

The Sword of Power leads Prince Adam back to Eternia, a world shattered under the fiendish rule of Skeletor. Joining forces with Teela and Man-At-Arms, Adam must embrace his true destiny as He-Man -- the most powerful man in the universe.

Director: Travis Knight

Cast: Nicholas Galitzine, Camila Mendes, Jared Leto, Alison Brie, Idris Elba, James Purefoy, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Charlotte Riley, Kristen Wiig, Morena Baccarin 

Release Date: June 5, 2026

Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence/action, some suggestive material, and language.

Runtime: 2h 22m

Review:

Travis Knight’s adaptation of Masters of the Universe leans heavily into the absurdity of concept to deliver a colorfully weird but likable film that, echoes of 1980’s Flash Gordon, boast some fun action sequences and a pair of strong turns from Nicholas Galitzine and Jared Leto but its ultimately held back by a weak script and its overlong runtime.  The film opens, much like Knight’s 2018 Bumblebee, with an extended action sequence that delivers everything anybody who grew up with the show in the 80’s could want as we see the various heroes and villains battle it out before settling into the main thrust of the story of Galitzine’s Adam trying to find his sword and his way back home.  Galitzine has a likeable, goofy charm that’s reminiscent of Christopher Reeve’s Clark Kent from the 80’s Superman which makes it easier to watch as he works through some of the script’s weaker moments in the early part of the film.  Once Knight moves the action back to Eternia there’s a healthy sense that everybody is having a blast as we get a series of energetic action sequences and self-referential jokes that are generally fun.  Unfortunately, there are more than a few dead zones which makes you wish there had been some judicious edits to make everything flow together more consistently.  The script offers up plenty of comedic elements, some working better than others, along with an undercurrent about masculinity and dealing with emotions which is an interesting angle for this muscle-bound cartoon that’s not fully explored.  You get the sense that there’s a more interesting version of Galitzine’s Adam and Idris Elba’s Duncan relationship, but the script doesn’t give it time to really germinate.  Elba is fun in this role, but you get the sense he’d love to do something more substantial even his relationship with his daughter Teela, played by a focused Camila Mendes.  Mendes delivers solid work, but her character feels a bit stiff for all the other goofy going around her as she’s mostly stuck playing the straight girl to everybody else.  On the other end of the spectrum are Jared Leto’s Skeletor and Alison Brie’s Evil Lynn with both gleefully hamming it up every time they pop up onscreen.  Leto’s work manages to capture the odd insecure megalomania of the cartoon character which makes him the most fun character in the whole movie.  His dialogue and deliver are just pitch perfect, especially as he leans into the characters’ unapologetic evilness that doesn’t try to overthink his motivations too much, which lets Leto go wild.  Brie isn’t given as much time to shine but she manages to leave enough of an impression that you wish the character was explored a bit more.  Something the film could have easily done with its hefty nearly two hours and a half runtime to flesh out some of the character a bit more, as is Master of the Universe has its faults fans of the series are sure to find plenty of nostalgic enjoyment to be had.  

B-

MOVIE REVIEW: BACKROOMS

 

Backrooms is an upcoming American science fiction horror film directed by Kane Parsons in his feature-length directorial debut and written by Will Soodik. It is based on Parsons' web series and inspired by the "Backrooms" creepypasta.

Director: Kane Parsons

Cast: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Renate Reinsve, Mark Duplass, Finn Bennett, Lukita Maxwell

Release Date: May 29, 2026

Genre: Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Rated R for language and some violent content/bloody images.

Runtime: 1h 45m

Review:

Kane Parsons brings his YouTube series to the big screen in a mesmerizing debut that’s an unsettling, off-kilter decent into a manila colored labyrinthine propelled by stellar visuals and a standout performance from Chiwetel Ejiofor.  Parsons film boast an early 90’s aesthetic that leans heavily into the more mundane but there’s always a sense that something is off about what you are seeing.  Cinematographer, Jeremy Cox, deserves a hefty amount of credit as he and Parsons frame shots with a meticulous attention to detail both in the real-world environments and the multitude of “backrooms” the film takes us through.  It all gives the proceedings a distinctive look that’s striking and instantly memorable especially when the film changes to a first-person VHS perspective emulating the original “creepy pasta” shorts.  The switch to first person delivers some of the film’s most hair-raising moments as we are exposed to a steady barrage of the increasingly bizarre rooms and creatures that inhabit them.  There’s an arthouse approach to the whole thing that maybe off putting to some since answers are few and far between by design leaving large portions of the story up to interpretation.  The story seems to pull inspiration from a variety of sources most notably Spike Jonze’s Being John Malkovich, David Lynch’s more idiosyncratic film along with a healthy serving of Mark Z. Danielewski’s 2000 book, House of Leaves, which also dealt with a massive nonsensical, dark labyrinth.  This is definitely a film that leans heavily on strength of its atmospheric energy to make up for its lean storytelling approach.  Chiwetel Ejiofor makes the most of his screentime delivering an impressive turn as the damaged furniture store owner who discovers a portal to the “backrooms.”  Ejiofor mines the script for every morsal of emotional depth for his character as we follow his decent into the rooms and his own damaged psyche.  There are a few moments of levity when his employees, played by Finn Bennett and Lukita Maxwell, join his exploration with distavorous results.  Renate Reinsve plays Clark's therapist, who carries her own trauma but doesn’t get nearly as much to work with even as she takes the lead in the final act of the film.  Reinsve does the best she can with her screentime which is mostly made up of looking into the camera is confused wonderment however she does have two impressive interchanges with Ejiofor that leaves you wishing the script had explored their relationship in more depth over the course of the film.  Story issues aside, its hard to deny the level of artistry and talent on display in Backrooms which bodes well for Kane Parsons’ future in film. 

A-

MOVIE REVIEW: PRESSURE

 

The fate of the free world hangs in the balance as Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower and Capt. James Stagg face an impossible choice -- launch the D-Day invasion or risk losing World War II altogether.

Director: Anthony Maras

Cast: Andrew Scott, Brendan Fraser, Kerry Condon, Chris Messina, Damian Lewis

Release Date: May 29, 2026

Genre: Drama, History, Thriller, War

Rated PG-13 for war violence, bloody images, some strong language, and smoking

Runtime: 1h 40m

Review:

Pressure is an earnest exploration of the logistical challenges rarely talked about in the lead up to the D-Day invasion in the form of a well-acted potboiler powered by strong performances from its cast.  There has been a myriad of films about World War 2 by this point with most of them focusing on the battlefield which makes this exploration of the logistical planning all the more intriguing.  Director Anthony Maras uses that aspect to his benefit as he sets up the collection of characters working together and occasionally against each other as they try to execute something that’s never been done before.  The outcome is the stuff of history book, but Mara still manages to create a tangible sense of tension primarily based off the internal conflicts of the large personalities in the mix played deftly by a strong collection of performers.  Andrew Scott leads the way as the stoic and self-assured Scottish meteorologist James Stagg who is steadfast in his knowledge and convictions.  Scott delivers a laser focused performance that allows the character’s intellect and somewhat abrasive nature come through while allowing for quieter moments of self-doubt and agony especially when it comes to his pregnant wife.  Brendan Fraser is just as solid as Dwight D. Eisenhower, the supreme commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force, who is a big, bombastic personality but with added layers that reflect how deeply he feels his failures and his desire to prove himself worthy of his position.  It’s a fascinating juxtaposition especially when he’s challenged by Damian Lewis’s much more experienced British commander Bernard “Monty” Montgomery.  Lewis brings an overbearing sense of self confidence even though he’s been relegated under Fraser’s less experienced Eisenhower with their interplay making for some of the film’s more fascinating moments, something the script should have taken more advantage of.  Less interesting is a similar adversarial relationship between Scott’s Stagg and his American counterpart Irving P. Krick played by Chris Messina.  Their relationships play out in a predicable nature of dislike which grows into earned respect that isn’t fleshed out the way it should be.   Kerry Condon is the film’s lifeblood and the connective tissue that traverses the myriads of personality Eisenhower’s steadfast secretary Kay Summersby had to deal with.  There’s little doubt that there’s a hefty amount of dramatization of the actual events but it’s done in such a manner that it’s probably the most engaging film about weather reports you’ll see and makes Pressure a perfect lead up into a film like Saving Private Ryan. 

B+

MOVIE REVIEW: PASSENGER

 

A few weeks into their van life adventure, a young couple witnesses an accident that leaves the driver dead. Soon, they're being pursued by a demonic stalker who's impossible to outrun and follows them wherever they go.

Director: André Øvredal

Cast: Jacob Scipio, Lou Llobell, Melissa Leo, Joseph Lopez, Miles Fowler, Alan Trong

Release Date: May 22, 2026

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Rated R for strong violent content, some gore, and language.

Runtime: 1h 34m

Review:

Passenger is the kind of generic horror film that offers little more than a handful of generic jump scares and recycled plot points that won’t linger in your memory much after the film comes to a close.  It’s strange to see André Øvredal deliver such a blasé film since he’s delivered a handful of solid films in his career like 2010’s Trollhunter and 2016’s The Autopsy of Jane Doe.  The opening sequence offers up an interesting set up along with a nice use of panoramic camera to deliver a solid jump scare, unfortunately that sequence has been used ad nauseam as the film’s trailer.  It doesn’t help that nothing after that point really provides any semblance of originality or inventiveness as the jump scares are telegraphed from a mile away.  It doesn’t help that the plot is a nonsensical blend of Nomadland and demonic haunting horror.  The rules for the highwayman from hell are also so incredibly generic that nobody would ever survive a road trip which makes most of what happens a tad difficult to take seriously.  It would all be a bit easier to watch if the main characters were somewhat interesting instead of being the blandest flavor of vanilla.  Jacob Scipio and Lou Llobell play the central couple who decide to live out their van life dream and get engaged along the way.  They do what they can with the script but they lack any real chemistry together which makes it difficult to believe they’d just pick up and leave their, apparent affluent, lives to live on the on road.  Small smatters of details are drop about their relationships but nothing that makes them all the interesting or engaging especially as the clichés start to mount up.  Academy Award winner, Melissa Leo, pops up in what amounts to a glorified cameo that ultimately adds nothing to overall script outside of getting our cursed couple to the final location.  There’s been a recent string of well-made horror film, unfortunately Passenger feels too much like a throwback to the kind of cookie cutter horror slop that has pervaded the genre for far too long.

D

MOVIE REVIEW: STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU

 

The evil Empire has fallen but Imperial warlords remain scattered throughout the galaxy. As the fledgling New Republic works to protect everything the Rebellion fought for, they enlist the help of legendary Mandalorian bounty hunter Din Djarin and his young apprentice Grogu.

Director: Jon Favreau

Cast: Pedro Pascal, Jeremy Allen White, Sigourney Weaver, Steve Blum, Martin Scorsese

Release Date: May 22, 2026

Genre: Action, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi

Rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence and action.

Runtime: 2h 12m

Review:

The Mandalorian and Grogu hits the big screen with decidedly lower stakes than most Star War films but it still packs in a hefty amount of action in this standalone story that leans heavily on mindless fun as opposed to dramatic heft.   The film is more of a series of smaller stories that almost makes the whole thing feel like an elevated binge of the show with more expansive visuals and action.  Jon Favreau delivers an easily accessible film that doesn’t require the audience know much about the show before jumping right into the bounty hunting action.  Favreau’s familiarity with the world and characters comes through as he easily sets up the series of planets and environments Mando and Grogu traverse from the snow covered opening to the Blade Runner inspired planet Shakari.  The action set pieces come at a regular pace, rarely letting up with the dramatic storyline taking a backseat to the overall spectacle.  The opening sequence has a fun Hoth sort of look and feels while the gladiator fight with a jacked Rotta Hutt, voiced by Jeremy Allen White, answers the question how do worms fight.  The twin Hutts compound on Nal Hutt has a swampy Yavin feel that will feel familiar to anyone who grew up with the original films.  That setting does offer Grogu his best moments, first with the tiny mechanic Anzellans and then by him in a particularly inspired, nearly silent, segment that lets him take center stage.  That segment is the most impressive and memorable of the bunch as it brings something original to the board which is refreshingly creative and noteworthy something the film could have used a tad bit more of.  Those looking for some deeper expansion of Mando and Grogu’s story won’t find much here as the script offers little more than the reaffirmation of their surrogate father/son relationship.  Rotta Hutt, Jabba’s son, is a solid but rather one note as someone trying to move out of his father’s notorious legacy and forge his own path.  Jeremy Allen White delivers solid voice work as Rotta even though the quality of his character’s CGI strangely fluctuates from good to shoddy for some reason.  Pedro Pascal also provides strong voicework, he doesn’t show his face well over an hour into the film, with him easing back into the character like an old pair of jeans.  Sigourney Weaver has a supporting role as a Republic colonel but the film gives her pitifully little to work with as her character isn’t given much time to shine.  There could be more dramatic beef to the The Mandalorian and Grogu that would have made it stand out a bit more but it’s fun enough to keep fans and causal movie goers entertained.  

B-