Dr. Kelson finds himself in a shocking new relationship with consequences that could change the world as he knows it, while Spike's encounter with Jimmy Crystal becomes a nightmare he can't escape.
Director: Nia DaCosta
Dr. Kelson finds himself in a shocking new relationship with consequences that could change the world as he knows it, while Spike's encounter with Jimmy Crystal becomes a nightmare he can't escape.
Director: Nia DaCosta
It's been almost three decades since the rage virus escaped from a biological weapons laboratory. Still living in a ruthlessly enforced quarantine, some have found ways to exist amid the infected. One such group of survivors lives on a small island connected to the mainland by a single, heavily defended causeway. When one of them decides to venture into the dark heart of the mainland, he soon discovers a mutation that has spread to not only the infected, but other survivors as well.
Director: Danny Boyle
My dear reader(s), thanks to the Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday last Monday, I was able to tick off some entries from the "My Stuff" section of the various streaming services. No explicit reveals here, but if you like going into a movie cold, best to read after watching. Forewarned is forearmed.
Third place in holiday movie-thon goes to A Different Man (2024), in which Sebastian Stan stars as an aspiring actor who undergoes an experimental procedure to alter his appearance, then discovers that looking like Sebastian Stan isn't all it's cracked up to be. (An extremely unlikely premise!) Regular reader(s) will know I have worshipped at the altar of Sebastian Stan for more than 15 years, and will be unsurprised that I found him exceptional in A Different Man. I was less thrilled with the rest of the film. It’s uncomfortable, which I'm pretty sure it means to be, but it's also a bit patronizing. The supporting cast is decent, and the story takes enough turns to remain interesting, but the ending isn't much of an ending. Since the movie isn’t likely setting up a sequel, mostly it feels like the filmmakers got bored and stopped...which is what I wanted to do at least 30 minutes sooner.
A Different Man clocks in at 112 minutes and is rated R for "sexual content, graphic nudity, language, and some violent content."
A Different Man is a messy message film that sadly misses its mark. Of a possible nine Weasleys, A Different Man gets five.
A Different Man is now streaming on Max.
The runner up on my holiday movie podium is to Conclave (2024), starring Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, and John Lithgow as Catholic cardinals at the center of the process of electing a new Pope.
Like most movies about electing a Pope, Conclave plays like a political thriller. I always imagine the politics of religion must be very disheartening to believers, and this doesn't tiptoe around anyone's faith; all the ugliness is on full display. Conclave is beautifully acted, visually stunning, and methodical in its storytelling, but it culminates in a twist that is equal parts shocking and so unlikely in the circumstances as to seem absurd. For a film that strives for so much gravitas, it feels like someone accidentally tacked on the ending of a different movie.
Conclave runs 120 minutes and is rated PG for "thematic material and smoking."
Conclave is a decent thriller with a doozie of a finish. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Conclave gets six.
Conclave is now streaming on Peacock.
Finally, the gold medalist in my MLK Day movie marathon is a little documentary called What the Hell Happened to Blood Sweat & Tears? (2023), the unlikely story of how a rock group at the height of its popularity was conscripted into a "cultural exchange" program that saw them become the first American band to perform behind the Iron Curtain.
Here, dear reader(s), I must admit that I knew nothing of this absolutely mad tale until this documentary popped up in my feed over the weekend. Against the soundtrack of some of the era’s best tunes plays tale of intrigue and political machinations. New interviews with band members and assorted adjacent individuals are cut with historical photos and footage, but most of the material filmed by the crew that accompanied expressly to document this historic event was hidden from the world and seemingly destroyed. The film is a sobering reminder of the Cold War, but the tone remains upbeat, mostly thanks to the members of Blood Sweat & Tears. The band would have every right to be bitter about the tour and its effect on their careers, but they recount even the worst moments with surprising good nature.
What the Hell Happened to Blood Sweat & Tears clocks in at 112 minutes and is unrated, but since it’s about a rock band you may assume the occasional coarse language and drug use.
What the Hell Happened to Blood Sweat & Tears is a fascinating but cautionary snapshot of the most unlikely of bedfellows. Of a possible nine Weasleys, What the Hell Happened to Blood Sweat & Tears gets nine.
What the Hell Happened to Blood Sweat & Tears is now streaming on Prime Video.
Until next time…
After 20 years away, Odysseus washes up on the shores of Ithaca, haggard and unrecognizable. The king finds much has changed since he left to fight in the Trojan War. His beloved wife, Penelope, is a prisoner in her own home and hounded to choose a new husband. Their son faces death at the hands of suitors who see him as an obstacle in their pursuit of Penelope and the kingdom. Odysseus is no longer the mighty warrior his people remember, but he must face his past to save his family.
Director: Uberto Pasolini
Cardinal Lawrence is tasked with one of the world's most secretive and ancient events -- participating in the selection of a new pope. Surrounded by powerful religious leaders in the halls of the Vatican, he soon uncovers a trail of deep secrets that could shake the very foundation of the Roman Catholic Church.
Director: Edward Berger
A young couple travels to a remote island to eat at an exclusive restaurant where the chef has prepared a lavish menu, with some shocking surprises.
Director: Mark Mylod
Cast: Ralph Fiennes, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nicholas Hoult, Hong Chau, Janet McTeer, Judith Light, John Leguizamo
Release Date: November 18, 2022
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Thriller
Rated R for strong/disturbing violent content, language throughout and some sexual references.
Runtime: 1h 46m
The Menu is a glossy, sharply written satire that delivers some devilishly dark comedy that touches on themes of class warfare but never delves too deep into them. Mark Mylod's film is directed with a steady hand as he sets up the setting on the island and high end restaurant. The entire film has a slick modernist visual that echoes David Fincher's unappreciated The Game from the late 90s. This film is never as subversive or surprising as Fincher's mind trip since it lays its cards out on the table fairly early on. The script doesn't provide multilayered characters instead everyone is a type with only the smallest sprinkling of background details to flesh them out. There's very little depth to them with the film relying on the performer’s talent and charisma. Thankfully, the film is blessed with a excellent cast of actors who elevate the film with a fun, committed performances. Ralph Fiennes serves as the film's lifeblood with his turn as the Chef who both measured and menacing at the same time. In lesser hands, this character would have come off as some sort of cinematic Soup Nazi but Fiennes is able add so much more than what's on the page to make him far more fascinating. Anya Taylor-Joy gets the lion share of the screen time and she's dependable as usual. She gives the character a believable sense of self reliance and underlying toughness that's clearly out of place among the assorted upper crust. The rest of the supporting cast all make the most of their limited screen time with Hong Chau, Judith Light and John Leguizamo making you wish their roles were just a bit larger and fleshed out. The Menu is the kind of film that works in spite of itself, a credit to its cast and director but you get the sense it could have been something really special.
B-
James Bond is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica after leaving active service. However, his peace is short-lived as his old CIA friend, Felix Leiter, shows up and asks for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond on the trail of a mysterious villain who's armed with a dangerous new technology.
Director: Cary Joji Fukunaga
Cast: Daniel Craig, Léa Seydoux, Ben Whishaw, Naomie Harris, Jeffrey Wright, Christoph Waltz, Rory Kinnear, Ralph Fiennes, Rami Malek, Lashana Lynch, Billy Magnussen, Ana de Armas
Release Date:
Genre: Action, Adventure, Thriller
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, some strong language, disturbing material and suggestive references
Runtime: 2h 43m
Review:
Daniel Craig's much delayed swan song as James Bond, No Time to Die, is an expansive wide-reaching finale that provides a true series capper to his run in the tuxedo. Cary Joji Fukunaga directs the film with a steady hand, delivering the expected exotic locals and massive set pieces. Those action set pieces are incredibly fun but mostly relegated to the film's first act before it moves into a heaty bit of exposition in its second act. Fukunaga's film is visually appealing throughout even in its quieter moments as there's a palpable sense of finality and mortality. Craig is more comfortable than ever with his world-weary take on the character feeling more at home here even as he drops sly quips with relative ease. The script works in lighthearted moments even in the mist of more dramatic sequences to keep the entire thing from becoming overbearing. Craig is able to work both ends of the spectrum easily and having a game supporting cast makes his job all that much easier. Léa Seydoux returns as his primary love interest though her character doesn't carry as much emotional heft as she should. Faring much better are Lashana Lynch, Naomie Harris and Ana de Armas who each leaving a strong impression with the film giving them ample time to shine. Rami Malek though is saddled with undercooked villain who reeks of the worst clichés of Bond villains complete with a secret island base. The script works in large portions of the film as it caps off story threads from Craig's run but it's also unfocused, causing the film to drag in its nearly 3 hour runtime which borders on attrition. Those issues aside, No Time to Die brings a solid sense of closure and completion rarely seen in the Bond franchise
B







