Dearest Blog, yesterday it was off for what I hoped would be a quiet
afternoon at the cinema. On the docket: The Grand Budapest Hotel and Rio
2.
Spoiler level here will be mild-ish, almost nothing you
haven't seen in the trailers. I do have to mention one specific thing
from Grand Budapest Hotel, which, while not a plot spoiler, might be
more than some want to know before seeing it.
The Grand Budapest Hotel was first on my agenda.
A former lobby boy recounts his adventures with his mentor, a concierge at the Grand Budapest Hotel.
I
guess it's first and foremost important to point out that I'm neither
an expert nor the number-one fan of Wes Anderson. I've seen a couple of
his previous films and liked them, but none ranks among my favorites.
Still, I loved the Grand Budapest Hotel trailer and expected great
things.
The Grand Budapest Hotel is quirky and clever, full of
humorous little twists and great dialogue. It boasts a fine cast,
including Ralph Fiennes, who is phenomenal in the lead. The scenery and
set pieces are so glorious they almost deserve top billing themselves.
Why, then, did the movie leave me a little flat? I really couldn't say.
Other than pointlessly playing a dead cat for laughs (an automatic
deduction of one-half Weasley on the final grade), there wasn't anything
specific I didn't like; on the contrary, I liked all of it very
much...yet I didn't walk out of the theatre with that feeling I get when
I've seen a really great movie. Due to my unusually high expectations,
maybe that feels more disappointing than it should.
The Grand Budapest Hotel runs 100 minutes and is rated R for "language, some sexual content, and violence."
Smart
and funny, well written and well acted, somehow The Grand Budapest
Hotel is still less than inspiring. Of a possible nine Weasleys, The
Grand Budapest Hotel gets six and a half.
Closing yesterday's double-bill was the animated sequel Rio 2.
Blu
and family leave their comfortable Rio home to fly to the aid of Linda
and Tulio in the Amazon jungle, but the jungle, they find, is full of
surprises.
Rio is one of my all-time favorite animated films.
It's not special, like How to Train Your Dragon, but it's so pretty and
lively you can't help but be happy while watching it. I had high hopes
for Rio 2, but, alas, it falls very far short of the bar set by its
predecesser.
Rio 2 is as beautifully drawn, colored, and
animated as the original. It throws in a bouncy tune here and there to
keep the kids' attention, though, as an adult, it feels more like
uncomfortable, contrived attempts to show off the alleged singing
talents of certain cast members. Jesse Eisenberg is a delight as Blu,
and would easily stand out even if the rest of the cast weren't
so...meh. It was no surprise to me that a cartoon Kristin Chenoweth is
just as annoying as a live-action one, but Rio 2's chief problem goes
beyond petty annoyances; the sad truth is it's just plain boring. It's
not an overly long movie, yet it seems to go on forever, and a few good
laughs and some nice-looking artwork are by no means enough to recommend
it. If I had to say one good thing, it'd be that a Friday afternoon
screening spared me the eight-year-olds' birthday parties with which
I've been cursed at my other recent animation outings.
Rio 2 clocks in at 101 minutes and is rated G.
An unworthy sequel to its delightful predecessor, of a possible nine Weasleys, Rio 2 gets four.
Until next time...
If I play my cards right, there might be room for me in that dragon movie!