Dearest Blog, yesterday I headed to the cinema to see Godzilla with the rest of the known universe.
Spoiler level here will be mild, pretty much nothing you wouldn't know or have guessed from the trailers.
The fate of the world hangs in the balance when giant monsters do battle.
Well,
dear Blog, I gotta say this is the first time I ever wished I had a
video blog so I could make the video and audio out of sync for this
review. My version of an homage. Sorry, best I got.
Godzilla's
latest screen outing has a bit of a split personality. The titular
monster does not make his first real appearance until almost exactly
halfway through (I checked the clock) and the first and second acts are
like night and day.
Act one is our setup, and it's a little slow
and "peopley" for my taste. The cast boasts some noteworthy names: Bryan
Cranston, Juliette Binoche, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ken Watanabe, Sally
Hawkins, and David Strathairn. Whatta we got, an Oscar and a handful of
nominations there? For all that acting juice, nobody is really worth a
mention either way, other than to say, if you were thinking of seeing
this movie just because you love Juliette Binoche...um...maybe don't,
m-kay?
Act two: MONSTERS. Woot! I can't speak for anybody else,
but I sure as hell didn't see Godzilla because I thought Bryan Cranston
might be looking for an Oscar to go with his Emmy. I saw it because I
like monsters...big, scary ones that look like they're coming off the
screen at me. And let me tell ya somethin', people: if I'd seen this in
3D, I might have wet myself. The monsters are phenomenal, absolutely
everything for which I'd hoped, imposing with just the right touch of
silliness here and there. The disaster effects are great too, authentic
looking and presented in such a way that the mass destruction never
wears thin. (Are you paying attention, Man of Steel?) Though the first
hour does feel a bit long, once the action gets rolling, you won't
care...or even remember.
Godzilla clocks in at 123 minutes and is rated PG13 for "intense sequences of destruction, mayhem, and creature violence."
If
Godzilla's first act feels a little sluggish, I'm pretty sure I was
grinning from ear to ear for the entire second hour. Of a possible nine
Weasleys, Godzilla gets seven.
Until next time...
A number four...and super-size it!