MOVIE REVIEW: THE TOXIC AVENGER

 

A janitor becomes a social outcast when a freak accident at a chemical factory turns him into a mutant. However, he soon uses his newfound superhuman strength to battle slimy criminals and a corrupt CEO.

Director: Macon Blair

Cast: Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Paige, Julia Davis, Jonny Coyne, Elijah Wood, Kevin Bacon

Release Date: August 29, 2025

Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi

Rated R for strong violence and gore, language throughout, sexual references and brief graphic nudity

Runtime: 1h 42m

Review:

Remaking Troma's The Toxic Avenger initially sounded like a fool's errand, but Macon Blair's re-imagining manages to recapture the original's manic, over the top spirit while bringing a new spin to the material.  Blair brings a colorfully, cartoonish aesthetic to his film that fits the action perfectly even as it gets increasingly bloody.  The film's anarchic spirit is instantly apparent, and Blair manages to do a solid amount of world building before we get to the action in earnest.  The set up is fairly simple but those looking for a carbon copy of the original plot will be disappointed since this film is clearly trying to pave its own way.  This entry tries to establish a bit more of an emotional center to the proceedings thanks to making the main character a stepdad simply trying to take care of his stepson.  Peter Dinklage brings an air of gravitas to the proceedings even though he's clearly all in with the silliness on display, especially once he takes the mantle of the titular character.  It's all tongue in cheek especially in back half of the film as everybody is gleefully hamming it up in their respective roles. Kevin Bacon and Jonny Coyne serve as the dual villain's here and both are so incredibly over the top as a snake oil salesman and gangster.  Bacon chews up the screen every time his character pops up with circa 2000's Justin Bieber hair.  Julia Davis proves to be more than up to the task as his devoted assistant with her and Bacon having fun onscreen chemistry.  Taylour Paige is a bit more reserved than most of her screen mates as a determined whistleblower who ends up joining Dinklage's Toxie on his journey to expose Bacon's misdeeds after his heroic transformation.  Elijah Wood steals every scene he's in as the little brother of Bacon's brother and lackey who bears a striking resemblance to The Penguin from Tim Burton's Batman Returns. There are a few dead spots that pop up along the way with the action taking a tad too long to start up and the final act feeling overlong and unfocused to the extent that you get the feeling that Blair doesn't know how to wrap it all up.  That being said, it's hard not to appreciate how fun this iteration of The Toxic Avenger is and how it serves as a perfect tribute to the classic B movie madness of the Troma films as a whole.  

B

MOVIE REVIEW: THE CONJURING: LAST RITES

 

In 1986 paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren travel to Pennsylvania to vanquish a demon from a family's home.

Director: Michael Chaves

Cast: Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga, Mia Tomlinson, Ben Hardy, Rebecca Calder, Elliot Cowan, Kíla Lord Cassidy, Beau Gadsdon

Release Date: September 5, 2025

Genre: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Rated R for bloody/violent content and terror.

Runtime: 2h 15m

Review:

The Conjuring: Last Rites is a perfectly capable horror film that brings more than enough well-placed jump scares to please those looking for a fright but as a series capper for the franchise its far too uneven to reach the heights of the first two films.  Michael Chaves second time behind the camera is a noticeable step up from 2021's The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.  This is a more polished and confident entry that captures the retro look and feels that made the original film so effective.  He sets up the scares capably with some set pieces being far more memorable than others, the wedding dress mirror room sequence serving as a high point.  Issues being to arise as each sequence begins to follow a predictable set up, building tension before the jump scare occurs.  They are effective to an extent, but the script seems dead set on throwing every single haunting/possession trope at the wall as we're given burning crosses, doomed priest, uncontrollable vomiting from teenage girls, levitation and possessed toys.  It might have made for a funhouse finale had it been more focused on that aspect, but the script has the dual task of trying to give the Warren’s as characters a sense of closure and legacy.  Sadly, that story thread is much clunkier and uneven as it saps the film of any forward momentum the frightful set pieces had provided beforehand.  Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga wear these characters like a second skin by this point, and their authentic chemistry together still pops onscreen.  Their characters just exude an earnestness that's served as the lifeblood for the series.  They aren't given as much time as you'd want since the central case and their stories run on parallel paths which take far too long to converge.   Mia Tomlinson and Ben Hardy are solid as the Warren's daughter and her finance, but their characters aren't fleshed out enough to make them all that interesting or engaging.  It’s a similar story with the Smurl family members who are little more than caricatures as opposed to fleshed out characters.  All the side characters end up taking away from the central duo, who should have been the film's primary focus.  A chaotic, frenetic finale can't save The Conjuring: Last Rites from being a middle of the road horror film that's trying to do too many things at once. 

C

MOVIE REVIEW: EENIE MEANIE

 

A reformed teenage getaway driver is dragged back into her unsavoury past when a former employer offers her an opportunity to save the life of her chronically unreliable ex-boyfriend.

Director: Shawn Simmons

Cast: Samara Weaving, Karl Glusman, Jermaine Fowler, Marshawn Lynch, Randall Park, Steve Zahn, Andy Garcia

Release Date: August 22, 2025

Genre: Comedy, Horror, Thriller

Rated R for violence/bloody images, pervasive language, nudity, some sexual material and brief drug use.

Runtime: 1h 46m

Review:

Eenie Meanie is the kind of film that feels instantly familiar since it borrows from far better heist films but it’s still entertaining enough thanks to another strong turn from the Samara Weaving who carries the film with incredible ease.  Shawn Simmons feels like a mash up of a Baby Driver and Ocean’s Eleven if you bought the off-brand version from a discount store.  That's not to say that his film doesn't boast some inspired moments because it does especially during the film's first two acts.  Those moments are fun, but the characters and situations are incredibly familiar which leaves the heavy lifting up to his cast which proves to be up to the task.  Samara Weaving is given another chance to showcase her talents here with the film giving her plenty of time to shine.  Weaving is an immensely talented actress and here she's given the opportunity to display her comedic and dramatic throughout.  There are plenty of familiar faces here in supporting roles with Karl Glusman, who happily chews up scenery as the loser love interest, getting the largest amount of screen time but Weaving proves to be the glue that keeps it all together no matter how nonsensical the situations get.  Andy Garcia and Steve Zahn pop up in limited roles but both actors seem to be screaming for screentime to flesh out their respective roles.  Giving each of them a bit more time, especially with Weaving, could have given the film a more nuanced sense of depth that's sorely lacking.  Also, the film takes a turn, tonally, in the film's final act that jarring since everything up to that point had been so lighthearted and freewheeling.  It leaves Eenie Meanie on rather dour note, which is a strange choice since everything else has played out in a fairly predictable manner.  

B-

MOVIE REVIEW: BORDERLINE

 

A helplessly romantic sociopath escapes from a mental institution and invades the home of a '90s pop superstar. He just wants to be loved; she just wants to survive.

Director: Jimmy Warden

Cast:  Samara Weaving, Ray Nicholson, Jimmie Fails, Alba Baptista, Eric Dane

Release Date: March 14, 2025/UK Digital release September 8th 2025

Genre: Comedy, Horror, Thriller

Rated R for violence and language

Runtime: 1h 34m

Review:

Writer turned director, Jimmy Warden, debut film is a fun, if uneven comedy elevated by a strong comedic turn from Samara Weaving and a wonderfully unhinged performance from Ray Nicholson.  Warden seems to be brimming with ideas he wants to toy with which makes the breezy runtime feel more chaotic than it needed to be.  He's got a solid eye for visuals as he delivers a handful of well-crafted sequences that are sure to linger in your memory after the film ends, particularly one involving a certain Celine Dion song.  He does struggle with keeping a consistent tone as the film swings from over the top comedy to something darker and much more off kilter.  It makes for a herky jerky experience as we get inspired moments of madness followed by some dead spaces that kills the momentum.  Thankfully, his cast proves to be more than capable of carrying the film over the majority of these bumps in the road.  Samara Weaving flexes her impressive comedic muscles as the self centered singer/actress that fuels Ray Nicholson's Duerson obsession.  Her reactions are hilarious throughout as she reacts to the insanity provided by Nicholson and scene stealer Alba Baptista.  This film offers Ray Nicholson a wonderful showcase for his acting chops as he gets plenty of time to shine.  At this point in his career, it’s difficult not to see bits of his father come through especially in a role like this but that's not to say he isn't immensely talented in his own right.   Alba Baptista proves to be the real surprise here though as she brings her own brand of insanity to her role as a fellow escaped mental patient.  It’s a shame that the role is painfully underwritten because she could have really done something special with a better script.  Eric Dane gets the thankless job of being the straight man here which he can do in his sleep as Weaving steadfast bodyguard.  All in all, Borderline may not be a perfect entity, but it is entertaining enough, primarily thanks to its cast, to overlook some of its more glaring flaws.

B-

MOVIE REVIEW: HONEY DON'T!

 

Small-town private investigator Honey O'Donahue probes a series of strange deaths that are tied to a mysterious church.

Director: Ethan Coen

Cast: Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans, Charlie Day, Kristen Connolly

Release Date: August 22, 2025

Genre: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Thriller

Rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity, some strong violence, and language.

Runtime: 1h 29m

Review:

Honey Don't boast an eclectic collection of characters and a stylish approach to the noir inspired tale, but it never manages to coalesce into a cohesive whole.  Ethan Coen's second entry in his "lesbian B-movie trilogy," after 2024's Drive-Away Dolls, offers a similar assortment of colorful characters, random smattering of violence and fun sense of black comedy.  That film wasn't perfect, but it did have a more focused and coherent plot that drove the film forward, something sorely missing here.  The story here is more of a collection of disparate story threads that are not fully formed or organically connected.  That's not to say there aren't inspired moments because there are quite a few thanks to some witty, rat-a-tat dialogue and strong turns from the cast.  The film never manages to get out of first gear as it struggles to find its flow throughout in spite of the film's cast.  The cast is primed and ready to deliver the goods led by another solid turn from Margaret Qualley.  Qualley is laser focused as the tough as nails, quick witted private investigator who loves a pair of click clackin heels.  She's always the most interesting character onscreen but the film seems to be content to go off on a handful of assorted tangents.  The supporting characters are all fun with both Chris Evans and Aubrey Plaza clearly having a ball as the cult leader and Honey's love interest respectively.  Unfortunately, both characters feel painfully underwritten and the film gives them scant time to make the kind of impression you'd expect.  It all makes up for a collection of characters and storyline that feel painfully undercooked which keeps Honey Don't! from being something memorable.  

 

C

MOVIE REVIEW: NOBODY 2

 

Workaholic assassin Hutch Mansell takes his family on a much-needed vacation to the small tourist town of Plummerville. However, he soon finds himself in the crosshairs of a corrupt theme-park operator, a shady sheriff, and a bloodthirsty crime boss.

Director: Timo Tjahjanto

Cast: Bob Odenkirk, Connie Nielsen, RZA, Colin Salmon, Gage Munroe, Paisley Cadorath, Christopher Lloyd, John Ortiz, Colin Hanks, Sharon Stone

Release Date: August 15, 2025

Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime, Thriller

Rated R for strong bloody violence, and language throughout.

Runtime: 1h 29m

Review:

Nobody 2 is a straightforward sequel that focuses on what made the first one fun and turns it up to an almost cartoonish level of incredibly fun action which is all anchored by Bob Odenkirk central performance.  Timo Tjahjanto takes the reins behind the camera and proves more than capable of delivering the over-the-top action that the first film delivered.  There are fits of frenzy as he delivers a pair of particularly impressive set pieces, one on a boat and the water park finale, that are as nonsensical as they are enjoyable.  You get the sense that Tjahjanto is just itching to bust out the next action sequence during some of the more plot driven moments.  Those expecting the characters to get fleshed out more in this entry might be left a little disappointed since the film moves at a breakneck pace.  Odenkirk is still incredibly fun as the workaholic middle aged assassin who is desperately in need of a break.  He manages to balance his character's duel sided personality which makes it mostly believable that he's a family man and incredibly lethal side at the same time.  He does get some small scenes with Connie Nielsen that gives her a tad more to do this go round but she still feels woefully underused.  Likewise, Christopher Lloyd and RZA pop in and out of the story periodically with both getting their big moment which is great but you are left wishing they had a bit more time to work with.  Newcomers, Sharon Stone, John Ortiz and Colin Hanks are also shuffled on and off screen so quickly that they really don't make much of an impact.  Sharon Stone does manage to chew up every scene she's in with impressive gusto but the film never takes full advantage of her.  It all keeps Nobody 2 from being better than the original but still more than fun enough for fans of that film.  

B+