MOVIE REVIEW: HONEY DON'T!

 

Small-town private investigator Honey O'Donahue probes a series of strange deaths that are tied to a mysterious church.

Director: Ethan Coen

Cast: Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Evans, Charlie Day, Kristen Connolly

Release Date: August 22, 2025

Genre: Comedy, Crime, Mystery, Thriller

Rated R for strong sexual content, graphic nudity, some strong violence, and language.

Runtime: 1h 29m

Review:

Honey Don't boast an eclectic collection of characters and a stylish approach to the noir inspired tale, but it never manages to coalesce into a cohesive whole.  Ethan Coen's second entry in his "lesbian B-movie trilogy," after 2024's Drive-Away Dolls, offers a similar assortment of colorful characters, random smattering of violence and fun sense of black comedy.  That film wasn't perfect, but it did have a more focused and coherent plot that drove the film forward, something sorely missing here.  The story here is more of a collection of disparate story threads that are not fully formed or organically connected.  That's not to say there aren't inspired moments because there are quite a few thanks to some witty, rat-a-tat dialogue and strong turns from the cast.  The film never manages to get out of first gear as it struggles to find its flow throughout in spite of the film's cast.  The cast is primed and ready to deliver the goods led by another solid turn from Margaret Qualley.  Qualley is laser focused as the tough as nails, quick witted private investigator who loves a pair of click clackin heels.  She's always the most interesting character onscreen but the film seems to be content to go off on a handful of assorted tangents.  The supporting characters are all fun with both Chris Evans and Aubrey Plaza clearly having a ball as the cult leader and Honey's love interest respectively.  Unfortunately, both characters feel painfully underwritten and the film gives them scant time to make the kind of impression you'd expect.  It all makes up for a collection of characters and storyline that feel painfully undercooked which keeps Honey Don't! from being something memorable.  

 

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