MOVIE REVIEW: WEAPONS

 

When all but one child from the same classroom mysteriously vanish on the same night at exactly the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance.

Director: Zach Cregger

Cast: Josh Brolin, Julia Garner, Cary Christopher, Alden Ehrenreich, Austin Abrams, Benedict Wong, Amy Madigan

Release Date: August 8, 2025

Genre: Horror, Mystery 

Rated R for strong bloody violence and grisly images, language throughout, some sexual content and drug use.

Runtime: 2h 8m

Review:

Zach Cregger's sophomore film, Weapons, is a Pulp Fiction style maze that's equal parts unnerving and hilarious, powered by stellar turns from Josh Brolin and Julia Garner.  Cregger's film is visually potent from the start, and he delivers a series of shocks that are sure to leave an impression long after you leave the theater.  That shouldn't come as a surprise after his debut film, Barbarian, which was populated with more than enough nightmarish imagery but here he uses structure to slowly unfurl the central mystery from different points of view.  It keeps everything off balance and unpredictable, particularly in the first half of the film before it shows its hand.  Its grabs and holds your attention for the majority of the film but it might lose some more hardcore horror aficionado once it reveals the game Cregger is playing since it blends more than a few genres with its twisted sense of humor.  The characters are all damaged individuals that are dealing with variety of issues that makes them feel more three dimensional than you'd expect from most horror films.  It helps that his cast is fully committed to his brand of madness and deliver strong performances across the board.  Julia Garner leads the way with a multilayered turn that really shows off her immense talent in a way the other films she has been part of this year have not.  Her alcoholic, obsessive teacher is a treasure trove of complexity and imperfections even before her class goes missing.  She's traumatized and ostracized by the event but Garner is still able to give her an authentic sense of caring about the kids and what happened to them.  Josh Brolin's character is obsessive, to a fault, about finding out what happened to his child and aims his ire at Garner's character initially.  Brolin brings the appropriate sense of misguided parental intensity that just comes through the screen especially early on.  Alden Ehrenreich's recovering alcoholic cop who's involved in affair with Garner's character is a bit more straightforward and one dimensional with his subplot being used more as connective tissue for the overall narrative as opposed to a fully formed character.  Cary Christopher, Austin Abrams and Benedict Wong are solid in smaller supporting roles even though their character could use a bit more depth before the wheels start to fly off in Weapons rather nutty finale that's sure to be contentious with some people. 

B+

MOVIE REVIEW: THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS

 

Mister Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch and the Thing face their most daunting challenge yet as they defend Earth from Galactus and Silver Surfer.

Director: Matt Shakman

Cast: Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Joseph Quinn, Julia Garner, Sarah Niles, Mark Gatiss, Natasha Lyonne, Paul Walter Hauser, Ralph Ineson

Release Date: July 24, 2025

Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Rated PG-13 for action/violence and some language.

Runtime: 1h 55m

Review:

The Fantastic Four: First Steps retro futuristic aesthetic instantly gives Matt Shakman's film a distinctive look paired with strong chemistry from its core cast makes it easier to overlook some of the script's deficiencies.  Shakman decision to go with more of a period setting works wonders for the film especially as we are introduced to the titular team through a series of montages of their previous exploits.  It gives the film a fun energy from the start that it tries desperately to maintain throughout.  The action thrown on screen is fun with its more sci-fi leaning story opening up the action to space set sequences which work incredibly well such as the team’s first encounter with Galactus.  There are slivers of Kubrick's 2001 visually referenced here and there for good measure as we follow Marvel's first family.  Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Joseph Quinn are solid across the board with their familial connection and interactions coming off as sincere and naturalistic.  Vanessa Kirby's striking appearance and strong screen presence gives us the most fully realized version of Sue Storm as there is little question that she serves as the backbone of the family and film as whole.  She adds an impressive level of depth to the character that really shines through during a speech she delivers about halfway through the film.  Pedro Pascal is a bit more of a mixed bag because his sincerity fits the role well, but his usual everyman charm works against him here since we're supposed to believe he's one of the world's smartest people.  He proves more than capable of pulling off the emotional side of the role, but he just can't pull off the analytical side believably especially since his character is wrong numerous times throughout the film.  Thankfully, Pascal and Kirby work well together onscreen, which makes it easier to overlook him being miscast here.  Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Joseph Quinn are better suited to their roles, but the characters feel a bit short changed by the script as they're never really fleshed out and only given a few distinguishing characteristics.  Moss-Bachrach in particular seems ready and willing to add some real pathos to his character if given the chance.  Julia Garner and Ralph Ineson are both talented performers, but they're terribly underused as paper thin villains which never takes advantage of their skills.  Missteps like that keep The Fantastic Four: First Steps from being something truly special even though it will still rank as the best onscreen iteration of these characters outside of The Incredibles. 

B

MOVIE REVIEW: WOLF MAN

 

Blake and his family are attacked by an unseen animal and, in a desperate escape, barricade themselves inside a farmhouse as the creature prowls the perimeter. As the night stretches on, however, Blake begins to behave strangely, transforming into something unrecognizable that soon jeopardizes his wife and daughter.

Director: Leigh Whannell

Cast: Christopher Abbott, Julia Garner, Matilda Firth, Sam Jaeger

Release Date: January 17, 2025

Genre: Horror

Rated R for bloody violent content, grisly images and some language.

Runtime: 1h 43m

Review:

Leigh Whannell's first go around reimaging one of the classic Universal Monsters was a pleasant surprise in the form of 2020's The Invisible Man.  Whannell's second attempt, Wolf Man, similarly tries to bring a different slant to the basic story but with far clunkier, underwhelming results.  Using elements of The Shining throughout he manages to deliver a handful of well-constructed scares as we follow Christopher Abbott's transformation in the titular Wolf Man while he and his family are being stalked by another beast.  There's a breakneck pace to the film that’s in such a hurry to get to the gory scares that it never bothers to give the central characters much time to get fleshed out which leaves us with the most generic married couple going through issues.  The audience is only given the slightest hint about what sort of martial issues Christopher Abbott's Blake and Julia Garner's Charlotte are going through before things quickly spiral out of control.  It doesn't help that the film is peppered with incredibly clunky dialogue that lacks any sort of subtly about the themes at play.  Additionally, this is the kind of horror film where people continue to make increasingly stupid decisions that don't make much sense.  An interesting werewolf POV, sort of like a Predator view, is played with but never really explored enough to make much of an impact.  Christopher Abbott and Julia Garner are both strong performers but they're noticeably flat for the most part since the film doesn't really ask for much outside of terrified reaction shots.  Abbott is given the short end of the stick as his character slowly disappears under layers of practical make-up, which looks gross but not very wolfy, that leaves him practically mute, leaving him to rely on his physical performance.  Julia Garner is left carrying the lion’s share of the action, delivering an admirable job that leaves you wishing she'd been given a meatier role.  Once it’s all said and done, Wolf Man, proves to be little more than a bit of disposable January horror that toys with some interesting concepts but doesn't fully explore or take advantage of them.  

C

MOVIE REVIEW: APARTMENT 7A

 

An ambitious young dancer, Terry Gionoffrio, dreams of fame and fortune in New York City. But, after suffering a devastating injury, an older, wealthy couple welcomes her into their home in the luxury apartment building, the Bramford. 

Director: Natalie Erika James

Cast: Julia Garner, Dianne Wiest, Jim Sturgess, Kevin McNally

Release Date: September 27, 2024

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Rated R for some violent content and drug use.

Runtime: 1h 42m

Review:

Apartment 7A works better than it should as a companion piece to Rosemary's Baby, albeit unnecessary, thanks to competent and efficient direction and a strong turn from Julia Garner.  Natalie Erika James does her best to recreate the creepiness of the original while avoiding outright mimicry of Roman Polanski's original with a few fascinating flourishes that stand on their own.  She would have been better served to pave her own path more often throughout the film's brisk runtime in order for this entry to stand on its own.  There are just too many checkbox moments where the original's events or people are referenced even if it doesn't serve this particular story.   The set up is different enough to give this story a different angle but it never takes full advantage of it before it starts down its final, predetermined path.  It feels like a missed opportunity especially since the cast is more than up to the task.  Julia Garner brings a level of ambitious paired with trepidation to her character that makes her performance incredibly watchable throughout.  Garner's talent is on full display as her character goes through subtle, emotional turns as her plight gets more precarious.  It’s a solid performance that mostly avoids any Mia Farrow imitations outside of a late stage moment that the film could have done without.  Kevin McNally and Dianne Wiest turn in their best impressions of Sidney Blackmer and Ruth Gordon as the Castevets.  McNally does a great job of capturing Blackmer's appearance and intonation in his line delivery.  Likewise, Wiest captures the distinctive voice from Ruth Gordon's Oscar winning turn as Minnie while giving her performance more of an outright menacing quality.  They'll never measure up to the original performance, but they are competent enough to work within the context of this film.  The same could be said for the film as whole since it’s well crafted and acted but never does enough to make it required viewing.

C+