The true story of the meteoric rise, dramatic fall, and remarkable resurgence of British pop superstar Robbie Williams.
Director: Michael Gracey
The true story of the meteoric rise, dramatic fall, and remarkable resurgence of British pop superstar Robbie Williams.
Director: Michael Gracey
Lawman "Big Nick" O'Brien gets embroiled in the treacherous and unpredictable world of diamond thieves as he pursues career criminal Donnie Wilson to Europe.
Director: Christian Gudegast
A seasoned showgirl must plan for her future when her show abruptly closes after a 30-year run.
Director: Gia Coppola
My dear readers, predictably, the second theme of my holiday watchlist was…well…holidays. If you’re looking to extend your celebrations through the weekend like we are, these movies may reinforce your cheer.
No fan of romance I, but sometimes a person’s hand is forced during the festive season, so first on my agenda was a double-bill of Haul Out the Holly (2022) and Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up! (2023).
In Haul Out the Holly, a big-city girl comes home to her parents’ for Christmas. Wanting only a relaxing holiday, she is conscripted into the Christmas-crazy neighborhood’s festivities and finds romance in the process. In Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up! a family of Christmas “influencers,” moves in and causes strife among the residents of Evergreen Lane.
At risk of damning with faint praise, both of these Hallmark offerings are…cute. If you’re looking to fully immerse in Christmas cheer without using too much brain power, you could do worse. Both are well paced, with likeable casts/characters. Even the conflict isn’t so conflicted as to harsh the holiday buzz too much.
Haul Out the Holly and Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up! run 84 minutes each, and both are rated TVG.
The Haul Out the Holly series is a bit of light, quick-moving holiday fun that doesn’t wear out its welcome. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Haul Out the Holly gets six, and Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up! gets five.
Both Haul Out the Holly movies are now streaming on Hallmark+.
Next up was Hot Frosty.
As you’ve likely guessed from the not-so-subtle title, a snowman comes to life and he’s not hard on the eyes.
Hot Frosty was a bit of a surprise. It doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but it’s genuinely funny with a couple clever Easter eggs. The cast even boasts some faces that are different from the ones you see in all the Christmas romances. (I’m happy whenever and wherever Craig Robinson turns up!) Like the Haul Out the Holly movies, Hot Frosty goes full Christmas with its costumes and sets. The cast is engaging and doesn’t play it too serious or too cringey, and the movie leans into its familiar theme just enough.
Hot Frosty runs 92 minutes and is rated TVPG for “mild sex and nudity.” (When he comes to life, the snowman has no clothing save a strategically placed red scarf.
Hot Frosty is cheerful, fun, and good natured, a step up from the average holiday romance. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Hot Frosty gets seven.
Hot Frosty is now streaming on Netflix.
Taking a welcome break from romance, next on my docket was the big-screen Christmas extravaganza Red One.
When Santa is kidnapped, the head of North Pole security teams up with an infamous hacker to try to save Christmas.
I’ve heard a fair bit of grousing about Red One, but it isn’t romance, horror, or strictly for kids, and that’s hard enough to come by in a Christmas movie that I’m willing to cut it some slack. The cast features familiar and well-loved faces like Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and JK Simmons, and if the material doesn’t stretch their talents too much, it’s still good fun. The general effects are pretty decent, though some of the non-human creatures look like someone dropped a bargain bin Star Wars cantina onto the set. The action is solid and there’s nothing so dragged out as to get boring. The movie knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend to be more, so any small quibbles are easily forgiven.
Red One clocks in at 123 minutes and is rated PG13 for “action, some violence, and language.”
Red One is good holiday fun for the whole family. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Red One gets seven and a half.
Red One is now streaming on Prime Video.
I hope everyone has enjoyed this festive season, and that 2025 brings you all much happiness!
Until next time...
My dear, neglected reader(s): Over the holidays I had an opportunity to catch up with a few streaming offerings, and I shall provide some reviewlets for anyone who may be interested.
Our first theme is music documentaries, and my first priority (of course) was Beatles ’64 (2024), another view of the Fab Four’s first visit to America. The magnitude of the Beatles’ fame being what it is, and these events being 60 years in the past, the challenge here isn’t necessarily presenting new material, but presenting existing material in fresh ways to engage a new audience. Beatles ’64 chooses to focus on the fan frenzy around this momentous trip. Certainly there’s plenty of footage of John, Paul, George, and Ringo, but this is the story of the people who first heard the songs on American radio, the girls who waited outside hotels, and the (now) senior citizens whose lives were ever changed by being Beatles-adjacent. It’s not the most well-crafted film, and there is some weirdly awkward footage (fans listening to the Beatles on the radio while side-eyeing the camera) but Beatles ’64 does a nice job of communicating the excitement of this particular bit of history.
Beatles ’64 clocks in at 106 minutes and is unrated. There is a LOT of smoking, some drinking, and a bit of colorful language.
Beatles ’64 is a fun and well-paced rehash of a familiar story. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Beatles ’64 gets seven.
Beatles ’64 is now streaming on Disney+.
Next up was The Making of Do They Know It’s Christmas (2024), an updated BBC documentary celebrating the 40th anniversary of the ubiquitous holiday hit. This one feels more like a home movie than something recorded with any intention of making a proper documentary, but it is still terrific look inside the REAL greatest night in pop. The biggest stars of the day (mostly) put egos aside for a worthy cause. Interviews are fairly casual, and most of the artists seem like old pals and fans of one another’s work. If you’re around my age and can still picture every minute of the original music video in your mind, it’s lots of fun picking out the pieces of this film that ended up in that final cut. Sure, some of the lyrics are cringeworthy in 2024, but four decades later Do They Know It’s Christmas continues to raise millions of dollars to alleviate world hunger, and that’s something worth celebrating.
The Making of Do They Know It’s Christmas runs 74 minutes and is unrated, with basically the same warnings as Beatles ’64: smoking, drinking, some coarse language. (Hey, they’re rock stars!)
It’s not polished, but The Making of Do They Know It’s Christmas is a wonderful, sentimental look inside one of pop music’s defining moments. Of a possible nine Weasleys, The Making of Do They Know It’s Christmas gets eight.
The Making of Do They Know It’s Christmas is now streaming on YouTube.
The final installment in my music doc trilogy was Yacht Rock: A Documentary (2024), which chronicles the rise, fall(ish), and ongoing influence of the sort of mellow gold perpetrated by artists such as Michael McDonald, Christopher Cross, and Toto.
Yacht Rock gets away with what it does largely due to the unironic regard it has for its subject matter. Historically, it’s been pretty easy to make fun of this music and these artists, but that’s not happening here. Even comments made in jest are good natured and never mean. There are extensive interviews with many artists who made and have been influenced by these iconic tunes, and the movie doesn’t miss an opportunity to remind viewers just how good the songs are, with plenty of clips. The documentary attempts to pinpoint Steely Dan as the sort-of genesis of this brand of music, and I (as well as Donald Fagen, apparently) don’t wholly agree there, but because the material is treated so respectfully, it’s hard to take offence. For me, anyway. Fagen is another matter entirely.
Yacht Rock: A Documentary clocks in at 95 minutes and is rated TVMA for mild profanity.
Yacht Rock: A Documentary is a laid-back look at a laid-back genre that has not only endured, but today has spawned a whole new generation of fans and tribute bands. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Yacht Rock: A Documentary gets seven.
Yacht Rock: A Documentary is now streaming on MAX.
Stay tuned for part two of my holiday mini-reviews: Christmas movies!
2024 ended with a total of 96 movies reviewed and with that here are my 10 favorite films of the year.
This year was filled with plenty of unexpected surprises especially in my favorite genre, horror, which is always welcome.
As always, I’ll add the disclaimer that these are my personal favorites of the year which include a handful of admittedly flawed films that I enjoyed, nonetheless.
Without further ado here is my list presented in no particular order.
Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu is a gothic marvel of the macabre that leaves an indelible impression. The film shows a director on a steady upward trajectory as he gains even more confidence in his craft. Lily-Rose Depp delivers one of her best performances here while Willem Dafoe steals every scene, he’s in.
Heretic is one of those films that came out of seemingly
nowhere to deliver a heady piece of horror.
It doesn’t manage to stick the landing as it feels the need to fall back
on standard horror tropes, but Hugh Grant’s inspired turn makes it more than
worthwhile.
Coralie Fargeat’s The Substance not so subtle critique of
unattainable standards in Hollywood uses its aggressive visuals and stellar performances
from Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley to deliver a singular experience. The back end turns into something more akin
to 1989’s Society which may not be for everyone, but you must appreciate the
sheer guts to go full bore into the metaphor.
The original Smile was decent at best for my taste, so the
sequel didn’t rank highly on list of anticipated films. Parker Finn’s sequel delivered well above
expectations with its more meticulous decent into madness led by a star making
turn from Naomi Scott as a pop star fraying at the seams.
The Wild Robot is a deceptively simple mix of Wall-E and The
Iron Giant but that doesn’t keep it from being any less impactful. Its lush visuals paired with heartfelt voicework
by an all-star cast led by Lupita Nyong'o make it a poignant emotional journey.
As a child of the 80’s, Transformers will always hold a special
place in my heart and the news of a new animated film until an underwhelming trailer
had my expectations set low. Surprisingly,
this reimagining was thoughtful and gave the central bots well defined
characteristics and motivations. The vibrant
animation and strong voicework resulted in one of the best Transformers movies since
the original animated film.
Strange Darling is a fun jigsaw puzzle of a movie that takes advantage of its nonlinear set up to keep the audience off kilter until the central reveal. It’s not a new approach but J.T. Mollner’s style is refreshingly energetic throughout his efficiently paced thriller. Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner deliver excellent performances as predator and prey.
2024 was filled with plenty of pleasant surprises but nothing quite as unexpected as the Indian import, Kill. What starts as a cheesy melodrama quickly turns into an ultra-violent story of survival confined almost entirely to a moving train that feels like a spiritual successor to the 2011 Indonesian import The Raid.
The First Omen could have come and gone as another cash grab pilfering from an established IP. Arkasha Stevenson could have delivered a paint by the numbers prequel and collected an easy paycheck however what she actually delivered was far more refined and layered. Nell Tiger Free performance is sure to earn cult status in the coming years and left me anxious for her next big screen role.
All the set-up work done in Denis Villeneuve’s first Dune paid off in spades with the second entry which brought together the story to deliver an epic sci-fi drama. Massive on multiple levels but the film’s real highlight is that we finally get more involved emotionally with the central characters’ journey, ambitions and betrayal.
Honorable Mentions
Justin Kurzel's latest, The Order, came an went with little fanfare even though it sported a strong cast and engaging true crime tale. Jude Law, Nicholas Hoult and Tye Sheridan all deliver strong work in this taut thriller that deserved more attention than it received.
Fede Álvarez managed to bring back the look and feel of the first two Alien films with this impressive refresh. Sure, it shoehorns call backs to those film throughout with some landing better than others but that doesn't keep it from being an effective bit of cinematic comfort food.
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Review
Late Night with The Devil is one of those horror gems that pops up from time to time as it recreates the look and feel of the 70's talk show with an sinister underpinning. It doesn't seem to know how to bring it all together at the end but that doesn't keep it from being an impressive bit of filmmaking powered by a great performance from David Dastmalchian.
Late Night with The Devil Review