MOVIE REVIEW: MONSTER HUNTER

 

Behind our world, there is another -- a world of dangerous and powerful monsters that rule their domain with deadly ferocity. When Lt. Artemis and her loyal soldiers are transported from our world to the new one, the unflappable lieutenant receives the shock of her life. In a desperate battle for survival against enormous enemies with incredible powers and unstoppable, terrifying attacks, Artemis teams up with a mysterious hunter who has found a way to fight back.

Director: Paul W. S. Anderson

Cast: Milla Jovovich, Tony Jaa, Tip "T. I." Harris, Meagan Good, Diego Boneta, Josh Helman, Jin Au-Yeung, Ron Perlman

Release Date: December 18, 2020

Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Rated PG-13 for sequences of creature action and violence throughout

Runtime: 1 h 39 min

Review:

Paul W. S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich collaborations produce certain types of films, the entire Resident Evil franchise is a testament to that.  Monster Hunter could probably fit in that franchise if you just changed the name because it’s so sparse on plot and mythology that it feels intentionally unfinished.  Anderson delivers some big dumb CGI battles which are surprisingly fun but don’t expect any sort of explanation on what’s going or why.  In fact, there’s nary an attempt at explaining any sort of a plot until about halfway through the film when Ron Perlman, sporting a gloriously massive blonde wig, and a cat cook show up on the screen.  Even then it’s mostly throwaway lines about some sort of ancient race and a tower that looks like it was lifted from Mordor.  I’ve seen my share of terrible movies but I can’t say this is the worst thing I’ve ever sat through.  Jovovich and Jaa actually have some fun chemistry during the first half of the film which mixed with the big battles makes for utterly mindless cinema.  The supporting cast is dispensed with early on so there’s no reason to get attached since they are mostly fodder for the fire.  You almost marvel at how unapologetically brazen Monster Hunter is delivering loud dumb fun, it’ll never be considered a good film but the worst kind of fast food.    

C-

MOVIE REVIEW: ALL MY LIFE

 

Jennifer Carter and Solomon Chau are a sweet, fun-loving, newly engaged couple who are ready to start their lives together. But when Solomon is diagnosed with terminal liver cancer, their hopes for a summer wedding become impossible. With time running out, their friends and families soon devise an inspirational plan to help Jennifer and Solomon realize their dream wedding.

Director: Marc Meyers

Cast: Jessica Rothe, Harry Shum Jr., Kyle Allen, Chrissie Fit, Jay Pharoah, Marielle Scott, Keala Settle

Release Date: December 4, 2020

Genres: Drama, Romance

Rated PG-13 for brief language

Runtime: 1h 33min

Review:

All My Life won’t win any prizes for realism or depth but it works because of the charisma and chemistry of its two leads.  Marc Meyers directs the film with a generally rose tinted hue even when the film hits some of its more tragic notes.  As such some people might be disappointed the film didn’t delve into the pain of cancer with a bit more realism in fact Harry Shum Jr.’s Sol never displays any sort of physical decline during the course of the film.  It feels like the film would have packed a bit more of a punch had given that aspect of the story a more realistic arch.  That issue aside Jessica Rothe & Harry Shum Jr. make the film far more watchable than it deserves to be because it’s schmaltzy with a clear intention to pull at your heart strings.  As a light breezey romantic comedy / tragedy hybrid it works because Rothe & Shum are incredibly easy to like and they both give their character more depth than what’s actually written on the page.  They make you care about their story and journey even though the film itself is a step up from a Lifetime movie of that week.  That being said, once you reach the finale nearly everyone will be reaching for the tissues over this glossy retelling of love story cut tragically short, 

B

MOVIE REVIEW: PROM

 

Down-on-their-luck Broadway stars shake up a small Indiana town as they rally behind a teen who wants to go to the prom with her girlfriend.

Director: Ryan Murphy

Cast: Meryl Streep, James Corden, Nicole Kidman, Keegan-Michael Key, Andrew Rannells, Ariana DeBose, Tracey Ullman, Kevin Chamberlin, Mary Kay Place, Kerry Washington, Jo Ellen Pellman

Release Date: December 4, 2020

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Musical

Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, some suggestive/sexual references and language

Runtime: 2h 10min

Review:

Ryan Murphy’s Prom is an over the top musical cornucopia of schmaltz and positive message that’s easy to digest.  Those looking for any deep meaning should probably look elsewhere because this film is all glitz and jazz hands.  Character development is sparse with each character representing more of a type than a fully formed person.  The real trick is that Murphy keeps you engaged with each of these characters throughout each musical number.  The cast, which is made up of A listers, helps mainly because they are all clearly having a great time and it shines through in their performances.  Streep, Kidman and Corden all seem very much in their wheel house belting out Broadway style musical numbers so that shouldn’t come as much a surprise.  Somehow Jo Ellen Pellman finds a way to have her moment even with all the luminaries sharing the same proverbial stage. It’s an impressive understated performance that is sure to draw the attention of more than a few casting directors.  The film itself feels a little like a more musical riff on Footloose with a generally upbeat feel which works for the current situation.  It’s overlong, Netflix seems terribly uninterested in reigning in their talent, and overstuffed but it’s the best kind of comfort food for anybody who loves musicals.  

B-

Cindy Prascik's Review of Mank

 

My dearest reader(s): One of the sad casualties of 2020 has been what I will snobbishly call "cinema-worthy" movies, that is, movies that don't feel like they were made for TV. Sure, there have been some, but the pickings have been slim. I am pleased to report that last week Netflix threw a solid entry into the skimpy awards season fray with its original picture, Mank, the reasonably true story behind the writing of Citizen Kane.

Spoiler level here will be mild, nothing you wouldn't know from the trailer or if you're familiar with actual events, which, I assure you, I am not.

Disclaimers, away!

Folks, I hate old movies. That may seem like a weird thing to hear from someone who spends three-quarters of her free time watching movies, but it is the gods' honest truth. If it was made before 1970 and it's not the Wizard of Oz or something with the Marx Brothers, no thank you. Citizen Kane is frequently cited as one of the greatest — if not *the* greatest — films of all time. I couldn't be less interested. Mank is made in the style of those classic, old, black-and-white movies, and that certainly didn't help me warm to it.

On the flip side, Gary Oldman remains my favorite actor in the known universe, and my life has been way too short on Gary Oldman lately. Heck, for the last two years I haven't even had time to make my (in?)famous Gary Calendar; instead I've had to buy premade calendars, and I can assure you, those don't come in "Gary Oldman." A new Gary Oldman movie definitely represents one of 2020's few bright spots.

Art is, by nature, subjective, but, by any objective criteria I can mark, Mank is a pretty good movie. The story is interesting and well-told, jumping from Herman Mankiewicz toiling over the film's screenplay while recuperating after an automobile accident to flashbacks (always notated as they would be in a script) that give us the backstory: Who is Mankiewicz, and how did he end up where he is? Gary Oldman is nothing short of brilliant (she says with maybe a hint of bias), and I think Oscar buzz around his performance is well founded. The supporting cast is very much up to snuff as well, with solid work from Amanda Seyfried, Lily Collins, Tuppence Middleton, Sam Troughton, Tom Burke (yay!), and the always brilliant Jamie McShane. Directed by David Fincher, with a score by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, Mank also represents a little reunion of some people who helped create the film that *I* consider the greatest of all time: the Social Network. Other than running a little longer than it needs to, there's nothing practical I can call out as a negative, BUT...I struggled to get through Mank all the same. I was bored enough that at one point I had to put my phone in a drawer I couldn't reach to keep from goofing off instead of paying attention. If you're reading this, I guess you're interested in my honest opinion, so there it is: Mank is a good movie that I didn't like very much, but Gary Oldman makes it worth watching (as he always does).

Mank clocks in at 131 minutes and is rated R for "some language."

Give Gary Oldman another Oscar now, please and thank you. Of a possible nine Weasleys, Mank gets seven.

Until next time...

Cindy Prascik's Review of The Christmas Chronicles 2

 

My dear reader(s), Netflix has declared the 2020 Holiday Season in full swing with its second new Christmas offering of the year: The Christmas Chronicles 2.

Spoiler level here will be mild, I suppose, but in truth the movie holds few surprises.

Christmas is in jeopardy, and it's up to Kate Pierce to help Santa save the day.

Well, my friends, I have to start by saying I remember very little about the first Christmas Chronicles. I felt a little better when IMDB told me it came out in 2018, because I feared I'd already forgotten it almost completely from just last Christmas. WHEW! Cheery holiday fare tends to make me happy, so I'm pretty sure I liked it, and the sequel holds true to form.

Objectively, I will note that Christmas Chronicles 2 is sometimes almost painfully predictable, right down to individual snippets of dialogue that I said in my head as they were voiced onscreen, though I was watching for the first time. The characters are barely more than cartoons, but they don't need to be for this benign bit of holiday merriment. Darby Camp and Julian Dennison are almost too annoying to bear at times, but Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, and Jahzir Bruno are charming enough to carry the movie through its weaker spots. Bright animation works seamlessly with live action, and sets, costumes, and score are all designed to turn up the Christmas Cheer to eleven. A probably unintentional bonus: The ending makes a nice little nod to Tombstone, one of the greatest movies of all time and my favorite project of Kurt Russell's long and storied career.

The Christmas Chronicles 2 runs 112 minutes and is rated PG for "mild action/violence and brief language."

There's nothing new or surprising about Christmas Chronicles 2, but if you're looking for some easily digestible holiday entertainment for the whole family, it'll be just the ticket. Of a possible nine Weasleys, the Christmas Chronicles 2 gets six.

The Christmas Chronicles 2 is now streaming on Netflix.

Until next time...

MOVIE REVIEW: THE CROODS: A NEW AGE

 

Searching for a safer habitat, the prehistoric Crood family discovers an idyllic, walled-in paradise that meets all of its needs. Unfortunately, they must also learn to live with the Bettermans -- a family that's a couple of steps above the Croods on the evolutionary ladder. As tensions between the new neighbors start to rise, a new threat soon propels both clans on an epic adventure that forces them to embrace their differences, draw strength from one another, and survive together.

Director: Joel Crawford

Cast: Nicolas Cage, Emma Stone, Ryan Reynolds, Catherine Keener, Clark Duke, Cloris Leachman, Peter Dinklage, Leslie Mann, Kelly Marie Tran

Release Date: November 25, 2020

Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy

Rated PG for peril, action and rude humor.

Runtime: 1 h 35 min

Review:

The Croods: A New Age which randomly appears 7 years after the original is more unfocused than the first film but still a fun family film.  The story in this sequel is more straightforward but it allows Joel Crawford to move the story into weird and surprisingly psychedelic areas.  Crawford moves the story along a steady pace getting into the story fairly quickly introducing the new characters/cast.  The returning cast easily gets back into their characters and have great chemistry with newcomers Peter Dinklage and Leslie Mann.  Dinklage and Mann play great foils to the Croods as the hipster Bettermans who are slightly more evolved.  Dinklage and Cage in particular seem to be having a ball throughout the film with it all climaxing with a great Punch Monkey finale.  Stone, Keener, Leachman, Mann & Tran also get their time to shine with a strong girl power story thread that has them all saving the day.  Its message is sweet but it’s not anything revelatory like some of the prestige Pixar films.  This sequel isn’t as consistent as the original but it’s still a lot of fun in parts but be warned some sequences might be a bit too intense or scary for very small children. 

B