MOVIE REVIEW: HALLOWEEN ENDS

 

Four years after her last encounter with masked killer Michael Myers, Laurie Strode is living with her granddaughter and trying to finish her memoir. Myers hasn't been seen since, and Laurie finally decides to liberate herself from rage and fear and embrace life. However, when a young man stands accused of murdering a boy that he was babysitting, it ignites a cascade of violence and terror that forces Laurie to confront the evil she can't control.

Director: David Gordon Green

Cast:  Jamie Lee Curtis, James Jude Courtney, Rohan Campbell, Andi Matichak, Will Patton, Kyle Richards

Release Date: October 14, 2022

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Rated R for bloody horror violence and gore, language throughout and some sexual references.

Runtime: 1h 51m

Review:

Halloween Ends should have been a rousing finale for the revitalized franchise serving as a swan song for Jamie Lee Curtis's iconic role.  Instead, David Gordon Green delivers a cofounding misfire which decides to move the focus from the primary pair onto a new character.  Gordon's previous entry, Halloween Kills, made the mistake of sideline Curtis's Laurie for the better part of the that film, here he doubles down on that mistake by taking both Laurie and Myers off the table for large spans of time.  It would have been a daring gamble if the script provided an intriguing storyline and characters to make it worthwhile but it fails on both points.  The film's storyline is a nonsensical hodgepodge of a dollar store serial killer plot points paired with an utterly unbelievable "love story" between Andi Matichak's Allyson and Rohan Campbell's Corey.  Rohan Campbell is essentially the main character of the entire film and to his credit he does his best to deliver a layered and nuanced performance.  The film moves at a snail's pace in its early acts before moving into overdrive in the final act.  The film is kind of enough to finally deliver the big showdown between Laurie and Michael which is fun but almost feels like an afterthought when you consider the preceding hour and forty minutes of unrelated garbage.  Halloween Ends finishes the new trilogy with a definitive thud after such a promising start with 2018's Halloween refresh.  

D-

MOVIE REVIEW: HALLOWEEN KILLS

 

The nightmare isn't over as unstoppable killer Michael Myers escapes from Laurie Strode's trap to continue his ritual bloodbath. Injured and taken to the hospital, Laurie fights through the pain as she inspires residents of Haddonfield, Ill., to rise up against Myers. Taking matters into their own hands, the Strode women and other survivors form a vigilante mob to hunt down Michael and end his reign of terror once and for all.

Director: David Gordon Green

Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, James Jude Courtney, Judy Greer, Andi Matichak, Will Patton, Anthony Michael Hall, Thomas Mann

Release Date: October 15, 2021

Genre: Horror, Thriller

Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout, grisly images, language and some drug use

Runtime: 1h 45min

Review:

Halloween Kills is a strange unfocused follow up to a 2018 refresh.  David Gordon Green’s film is tonally all over the place with it going for goofy laughs in large swaths before switching back to more standard horror tension.  It’s gorier than its immediate predecessor but there are only a handful of truly tense moments that result in real scares.  Jamie Lee Curtis is mostly sidelined for the majority of the film leaving supporting characters like Anthony Michael Hall and Andi Matichak carrying the majority of the film.  Hall, playing a grown Tommy from the original film, delivers an overblown performance that never nails the generational trauma that he’s supposed to represent.  Other legacy actors appear but are given painfully little depth and are asked to make the stupidest decisions possible.  Andi Matichak is terribly bland which leaves her scenes coming off as generally disinteresting regardless of what’s going on.  Judy Greer, on the other hand, makes the best of her scenes as she provides the only noticeable energy on screen. The story attempts to deliver a bigger message more meaningful message but it fumbles it badly leaving it unfocused.  Halloween Kills ends up feeling incomplete and unfinished which is a shocking downgrade from 2018 refresh.  

D

MOVIE REVIEW: THE FOREVER PURGE

 

Adela and her husband, Juan, live in Texas, where he works as a ranch hand for the wealthy Tucker family. On the morning after the Purge, a masked gang of killers attacks the Tuckers, forcing both families to band together and fight back.

Director: Everardo Valerio Gout

Cast: Ana de la Reguera, Tenoch Huerta, Josh Lucas, Cassidy Freeman, Leven Rambin, Alejandro Edda, Will Patton

Release Date: July 2, 2021

Genre: Action, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Rated R for strong/bloody violence, and language throughout

Runtime: 1 h 43 min

Review:

The Purge films have always bore the hallmarks of being decedents of 70’s exploitation films like Soylent Green or Logan’s Run.  High concept sci-fi films with politically timely ideas addressed in less than subtle means.  The Purge series has always been one of the bluntest objects since it hit the scene with each film capturing a moment in time.  Each film has had solid conceits but none of them have been able to nail the execution with the latest and likely final film, The Forever Purge, continuing that trend.  The Forever Purge delivers its social political commentary with the subtly of a sledgehammer.  This entry somehow manages to be even less subtle than previous entries, which is saying something.  Amid all the bloodshed and mayhem the most frightening thing about the film is that some of insanity on display veers incredibly close to real life events.  A better script could have made some incredibly nascent points about our current environment but this film just isn’t up to the task.  It makes its points in the most obvious and overt ways possible even spelling it in case it wasn’t abundantly clear.  They do manage to keep things fresh by refocusing the story on a Mexican couple in Texas after focusing on various other classes or races.   Ana de la Reguera and Tenoch Huerta turn in capable performances as the leads.  Both are able to handle action and emotional moments with ease making the film more watchable than it deserves to be.  Josh Lucas and Leven Rambin round out the main cast and turn in solid supporting roles even if the film doesn’t ask much of them.  The Forever Purge isn’t close to being the best in the series but the cast ultimately makes it watchable in spite of its shortcomings.  

C

MOVIE REVIEW: HALLOWEEN

It's been 40 years since Laurie Strode survived a vicious attack from crazed killer Michael Myers on Halloween night. Locked up in an institution, Myers manages to escape when his bus transfer goes horribly wrong. Laurie now faces a terrifying showdown when the masked madman returns to Haddonfield, Ill. -- but this time, she's ready for him.

Director: David Gordon Green

Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Nick Castle, Judy Greer, Andi Matichak, Will Patton, Virginia Gardner

Release Date: October 19, 2018

Genres: Horror , Thriller

Rated R for horror violence and bloody images, language, brief drug use and nudity

Runtime: 1h 44 min

Review:

David Gordon Green’s Halloween franchise refresh can be considered a success on multiple levels.  Green and Danny McBride wrote the script and their fandom shines through multiple times with specific call backs or camera techniques throughout the efficient but effective film.  Green occasionally flashes some visual flourishes which give the film a stylish look that makes for a better quality film overall.  The main thing they are able to inject into this entry in the franchise is a sense of fun.  There are well timed jump scares and tension throughout the film but there’s also some well placed comedy which keeps the film from being another soul less sequel.  Michael Myers is scary again even if some of the slasher tropes feel a bit goofy here and there.  Jamie Lee Curtis comes back to her cornerstone franchise and plays her part very well thanks in part to an interesting take on her character.  There are a few surprises here and there but ultimately the film goes exactly where you think its going.  Typically this is a major draw back but the film is so lovingly crafted that fans will be hard pressed not to be impressed by a return to form for one of the hallmark horror franchises. 

B+

Cindy Prascik's Review of The November Man

Dearest Blog, thanks to an early dismissal by my generous employer, I was able to get out to the movies yesterday afternoon. On my agenda, Pierce Brosnan's poor man's Bond, The November Man.

A retired CIA operative returns to action and finds himself pitted against his former pupil.

Well, dear reader(s), I think The November Man may be the most unbelievable movie I've seen all summer, and that includes the one with the gun-toting raccoon. Comparisons to the Bond franchise are inevitable, especially with Brosnan in the lead, but, for me, there's always a wink-wink, nudge-nudge aspect to James Bond movies. Sure...the guy is impossibly slick and has impossibly advanced tools and impossibly beautiful women, and gets himself into and out of impossibly impossible situations, but the movies seem self-aware. This one could have used a bit of self awareness, but that's not to say I didn't enjoy it.

Brosnan is still quite the dashing heartthrob. He's 61 now, so of course Hollywood has to offer some young meat in the form of one Luke Bracey, of whom I'd never heard until a trailer for The Best of Me ran immediately prior to November Man. I'd no more than thought, "Bet that dude is cornering the market on 'hot guy' roles," and...viola! Brosnan and Bracey have zero chemistry onscreen, and I wasn't buying the years of history between them for one minute. (Note: I mean "chemistry" in a non-romantic sense, although they don't make a very nice couple, either. I'd rather Pierce Brosnan and Andrew Garfield, myself.) Brosnan fares better with female lead Olga Kurylenko, but only just.

Mostly I think the writing is so flat that there's not much any actors could have done with it, but, again...that's not to say I didn't enjoy it.

The November Man is action packed, and no tip-toeing around trying to secure a PG13 rating either.

The series of events that keeps this movie going is about as remarkable as Gravity (a.k.a. "Murphy's Law"), but the movie is fun and not overlong, so it's not hard to forgive its other shortcomings.

The November Man runs 108 minutes and is rated R for "strong violence including a sexual assault, language, sexuality/nudity, and brief drug use." It's not a movie that'll change your life or that you'll remember forever, but for a late-August holiday weekend...eh...I'm alright with that.

Of a possible nine Weasleys, The November Man gets six.

Until next time...

 I regret nothing.