MOVIE REVIEW: MORBIUS

 

Biochemist Michael Morbius tries to cure himself of a rare blood disease, but when his experiment goes wrong, he inadvertently infects himself with a form of vampirism instead.

Director: Daniel Espinosa

Cast: Jared Leto,  Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal, Tyrese Gibson

Release Date: April 1, 2022

Genre: Action, Adventure, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, some frightening images, and brief strong language

Runtime: 1h 44m

Review:

Morbius is the kind of paint by the numbers, forgettable comic book origin story whose main purpose is to set up future installment.  Daniel Espinosa film is both glossy and undercooked at the same time.  His direction borrows from a bevy of comic book films mainly from the early 2000s which isn't the greatest source for inspiration.  The plot moves at a surprisingly quick pace which maybe intentional so you don't notice how nonsensical the whole thing is.  Jared Leto, an actor known for throwing himself into roles, is surprisingly understated and uninspired in the central role.  His performance gives you the impression that he'd rather be anywhere else but there.  Matt Smith, on the other hand, seems to relish chewing up scenery as the requisite friend/villain who ends up with the exact same power as the hero.  Supporting players Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal and Tyrese Gibson all show up for a quick paycheck while bringing very little to their undercooked characters.  At least Morbius has the common sense to not overstay it's welcome with its quick runtime that still includes two post credit scenes that feels more like the result of corporate deal than some sort of big revelation.

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Cindy Prascik's Reviews of Last Night in Soho & tick...tick...BOOM!

My dearest reader(s), Last weekend I had the opportunity to catch up with two hot titles: Last Night in Soho and tick...tick...BOOM!

Spoiler level here will be mild, nothing you wouldn't know from the trailers.

First up: Edgar Wright's psychedelic fever dream Last Night in Soho.

An aspiring fashion designer is transported nightly to the London of the 1960s, but it isn't always the wonderful time she'd imagined.

Full and fair disclosure: Edgar Wright is my favorite director, in my eyes, a person whose artistic vision is 20/20 at all times. I honestly hoped to see Last Night in Soho at the cinema, but circumstances didn't allow, so I rented it when it became available for streaming last week. I don't think this is a movie that suffered for my having seen it on my pretty-big TV instead of a really-big movie screen, but be armed with the knowledge when considering my opinion.

While the idea of someone accidentally landing in another era is hardly unique, Last Night in Soho skips the Life on Mars routine; our heroine is as much observer as participant on her nightly trips. When the misdeeds of decades previous start to haunt her present-day, the movie begins to feel more like a standard thriller. It's not particularly difficult to figure out it's heading, but Last Night in Soho is a good story, well told, and it doesn't waste time. Wright's typical expertise in use and placement of music is in full effect, and the makeup and costumes are gorgeous. The movie is violent at times, but most effects are creepy and sinister, rather than gory; overall, a victory for anyone who thinks horror should be more than a gross-out.

Last Night in Soho clocks in at 116 minutes and is rated R for "bloody violence, sexual content, language, brief drug material, and brief graphic nudity."

Last Night in Soho is a stylish, well-paced thriller that's well worth the price of admission (or rental). Regular reader(s) will know that my rating scale is based on nine Weasleys, but I'm forced to give Last Night in Soho nine and a half: seven and a half for the movie, plus two bonus Weasleys for having two *actual* Weasleys (James and Oliver Phelps) in the cast. Fangirl Points for the twins, as well. Bonus points all 'round!

Last Night in Soho is still playing in cinemas worldwide, and is now available for rental via Amazon and other outlets.

Next on my weekend agenda was tick...tick...BOOM!, based on Jonathan Larson's semi-autobiographical musical of the same name.

A composer tackles life's ups and downs as he faces off with his impending 30th birthday.

Okay, more full and fair disclosure: No disrespect to Jonathan Larsen, but I barely tolerate Rent. I love theatre, and I respect Rent for all it is to so many people, but I like exactly one character (Collins) and two songs (Santa Fe and What You Own). It's basically a hipster's Wicked. Pretty much everything that irritates me about Rent is, predictably, prevalent in tick...tick...BOOM!, so it's fair to say I found it something of a slog.

Having said that, if you're looking for positives, there's Andrew Garfield, a magnificent performer who never fails to elevate any project lucky enough to have him. AGarf's tour de force performance is probably the only thing that kept me from turning off the movie before the halfway point. (He's the best Spider-Man as well. I shall hear no argument.) Also fun is a cool number that features so many Broadway legends (oh hai, Brian Stokes-Mitchell!) that you couldn't throw a rock without hitting one. (But please don't throw rocks at Broadway stars. Or at anyone.) Otherwise, tick...tick...BOOM! is a collection of mediocre songs sung by people being wayyyyyyy too dramatic about pretty much everything. If you love Rent, you'll probably love it. I do not and I did not.

tick...tick...BOOM! runs an almost insufferable 115 minutes and is rated PG13 for "some strong language, some suggestive material, and drug references."

tick...tick...BOOM! is worth watching, if only for another incredible performance by Andrew Garfield and a lively game of "Spot the Broadway Star." Of a possible nine Weasleys, tick...tick...BOOM! gets three.

tick...tick...BOOM! is now streaming on Netflix.

Until next time...

MOVIE REVIEW: LAST NIGHT IN SOHO

 

An aspiring fashion designer is mysteriously able to enter the 1960s, where she encounters a dazzling wannabe singer. However, the glamour is not all it appears to be, and the dreams of the past start to crack and splinter into something far darker.

Director: Edgar Wright

Cast:  Thomasin McKenzie, Anya Taylor-Joy, Matt Smith, Terence Stamp, Diana Rigg, Margaret Nolan

Release Date: October 29, 2021

Genre: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Rated R for bloody violence, sexual content, language, brief drug material and brief graphic nudity

Runtime: 1h 56min

Review:

Edgar Wright's Last Night in Soho is a retro horror thriller that uses his technical prowess to deliver a visual cinematic treat.  Wright, who co-wrote the film with Krysty Wilson-Cairns, draws inspiration from 60's horror thrillers and it's obvious from the onset it's a genre he loves as he recreates the era with incredible energy.  Those 60's set sequences are the life blood of the film as he uses era songs and a seemingly endless bag of technical tricks to make them stand out.  It's an impressive trick to watch him slyly move the atmosphere of these sequences from light and fun to something far more ominous and foreboding.  Thomasin McKenzie and Anya Taylor-Joy hold the entire thing together with excellent engaging performances.  McKenzie who looks and sounds like a life sized pixie is immediately believable as a country mouse in the big city.  It's not the showiest of the two roles but she does get her moments to shine as the film takes on a more horror centric look and feel.  Anya Taylor-Joy looks like she was born to channel the era with great effect much like she did in The Queen's Gambit.  She's a blonde Barbie in pink with doll eyes filled with sadness.  Sadly, both character's are woefully underwritten with each relying on well worn tropes far too much.  The supporting cast makes it easier to ignore some of the scripts deficiencies with strong turns Matt Smith, Terence Stamp and the late Diana Rigg.  Smith does well playing swarmy while Stamp is just as strong playing ominous and mysterious.  Diana Rigg gets a fun cinematic send off as she blesses the screen with her signature style. Last Night in Soho falls just short of greatness mainly due to a script that only scratches the surface of its themes and characters even though its an incredibly fun ride. 

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