Cindy Prascik's The Hitman’s Bodyguard & Logan Lucky

Dearest Blog: Yesterday it was off to Marquee Cinemas for the promising pair of The Hitman's Bodyguard and Logan Lucky.

 

Spoiler level here will be mild, nothing you wouldn't know from the trailers.

 

First up: The Hitman's Bodyguard.

 

When a former assassin's testimony is needed at the International Criminal Court, it's up to a disgraced personal security expert to get him there safely.

 

The Hitman's Bodyguard is exactly as advertised, a thrilling and wildly funny action-comedy. Co-stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson have as much chemistry as the best buddy-comedy pairs, easily playing off one another in hilarious fashion. Gary Oldman digs his cartoonish bad-guy schtick out of storage for a broad, accented turn reminiscent of his mid-90s meat and potatoes. He's not really in the movie as much as I'd have liked, but, as always, he puts his screen time to good use. Action is almost non-stop, though the story beneath never feels underdone. Pretty European locales and a multi-cultural cast give the film a nice international flavor. Only the final chase scene seems to drag on just a bit too long; otherwise, the movie is a perfect balance of well-crafted action and foul-mouthed comedy.

 

The Hitman's Bodyguard clocks in at 118 minutes and is rated R for "strong violence and language throughout."

 

The Hitman's Bodyguard is a rollicking end-of-summer blast. Of a possible nine Weasleys, The Hitman's Bodyguard gets eight.

 

Fangirl points: GARY! (Duh.)

 

Next on the docket: Logan Lucky.

 

A pair of small-town brothers attempts to rob Charlotte Motor Speedway.

 

Dear reader(s), I'll consider it more a warning than a spoiler to tell you one thing about Logan Lucky that you probably didn't guess from the trailer: It's not really a comedy. It's amusing at times, and the overall tone certainly isn't heavy, but it is not the laugh-riot promised by the trailer.

 

Logan Lucky IS a clever, well-acted yarn about a down-on-his-luck West Virginia boy (Channing Tatum) who conscripts his brother (Adam Driver) into a wild plot to rob Charlotte Motor Speedway. The brothers enlist an "in-car-cer-rated" felon (Daniel Craig, playing delightfully against type) to assist with the scheme, which obviously doesn't go entirely as planned, or there'd be no movie. The terrific cast is rounded out by Katie Holmes, Riley Keough, Seth McFarlane, Katherine Waterston, Dwight Yoakam, and Sebastian Stan in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it turn. When Logan Lucky is funny, it's really funny, but unfortunately you've already seen most of what's really funny in the trailer. The twists and turns along our would-be robbers' path are well-plotted and certainly not boring, but the movie is so unlike its advertising that the whole can't help feeling kinda dull.

 

Logan Lucky runs 119 minutes and is rated PG13 for "language and some crude comments."

 

Logan Lucky is a smartly-crafted heist picture whose impact is sadly diminished by misleading advertising. 

 

Of a possible nine Weasleys, Logan Lucky gets six.

 

Fangirl points: Sebastian Stan! 

 

Also, however much it may have been intended to make fun of us, a roomful of people singing Country Roads will always put a teardrop in my eye.

 

Until next time...