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Friday, December 5, 2025

MOVIE REVIEW: FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2

 






















One year has passed since the supernatural nightmare at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Former security guard Mike has kept the truth from his 11-year-old sister, Abby, concerning the fate of her animatronic friends. When Abby sneaks out to reconnect with Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy, she sets into motion a terrifying series of events that reveal dark secrets about the true origin of Freddy's.

Director: Scott Cawthon

Cast: Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, Matthew Lillard, Skeet Ulrich, Wayne Knight, Mckenna Grace, Teo Briones

Release Date: December 5, 2025 

Genre: Horror, Mystery, Thriller

Rated PG-13 for violent content, terror and some language.

Runtime: 1h 44m

Review:

Five Night at Freddy's 2 is a mess of a horror sequel that improves on the original merely because it’s so bad and incoherent that it’s funnier as it goes along.  Emma Tammi returns behind the camera and does a capable job of directing the action and delivering a handful of well-timed jump scares throughout.  She moves the action along at a steady pace in spite of the increasingly incoherent mythology being thrown onscreen.  Those who have played the games might get more of out all of this but as a straightforward film the number of illogical concepts and ideas thrown out onscreen are bound to confuse the uninitiated.  The main story cherry picks story elements from A Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th padded with a pack of clichéd childhood trauma which makes everything feel very generic and terribly unoriginal.  There are plenty of nonsensical horror movies out there which still manage to be engaging or fun, but this one just leaves you scratching your head or asking more questions as the story gets sillier.  There are a variety of just goofy things like 80’s era animatronics having tracking mechanisms and location locks, returning characters being entirely unaware of other locations of the restaurant that are in the general area or an all-night science fair just to name a few.  The cast does what it can with the material with both Josh Hutcherson and Elizabeth Lail desperately searching for a better film to no avail.    They both are solid across the board even though their characters are thrown into a variety of exceedingly preposterous situations which is exemplified by Hutcherson’s character questioning the lack of a door in haunted pizza joint before using an animatronic face to confuse the possessed animatronic robots.  Piper Rubio returns from the original as Abby, it’s passable but hampered by an unfortunate haircut that might remind a few people of Lord Farquaad from the original Shrek.   Matthew Lillard returns for a quick hallucinatory sequence with Elizabeth Lail that’s far more inventive and interesting than everything else in the film.  Skeet Ulrich, Wayne Knight and Mckenna Grace have small supporting bits which really don’t add all that much to the overall film outside of throwing familiar faces at the screen.  Five Night at Freddy's 2 is at, the very least, funny even if unintentionally but the set up for a third part is real headscratcher because who exactly is asking for that.

D+

Friday, May 16, 2025

MOVIE REVIEW: FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES

 






















Plagued by a violent and recurring nightmare, a college student heads home to track down the one person who might be able to break the cycle of death and save her family from the grisly demise that inevitably awaits them all.

Director: Zach Lipovsky, Adam Stein

Cast: Kaitlyn Santa Juana, Teo Briones, Richard Harmon, Owen Patrick Joyner, Rya Kihlstedt, Anna Lore, Brec Bassinger, Tony Todd

Release Date: May 16, 2025

Genre: Horror

Rated R for strong violent/grisly accidents, and language.

Runtime: 1h 49m

Review:

Final Destination: Bloodlines breathes some new life into the dormant series thanks to directors Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein embracing the goofy, gory fun of the concept along with a series of cleverly designed death traps.  The Final Destination films have always had a sinister sense of humor which the better entries have used to great effect.  Lipovsky and Stein use a barebones family drama to give the film a bit of connective tissue and stakes which works in spots but noticeably lags in others, leaving you wishing for some tighter editing since the deaths are stars of the show.  The good news is that they prove more than capable of delivering some tense, funny and splatter-filled moments of mayhem that will leave you laughing more than anything else as they manage to make the most mundane items look lethal.  They smartly play with audience expectations by using a handful of well-placed misdirects to give the film an air of uncertainty.   They benefit from a cast who clearly understand what type of film they are making and fully embrace the absurdity of it all even as they recite their clunky dialogue.  Kaitlyn Santa Juana leads the main cast of meat puppets with a serviceable but forgettable turn.  Brec Bassinger fares better in the opening flashback sequence during the funhouse destruction of a new tower restaurant.  Richard Harmon and Owen Patrick Joyner have a fun brotherly chemistry together which the film takes full advantage of during their big set piece.  Tony Todd cameos as the sole recurring character in the series, William Bludworth, with the film giving him a rather touching sendoff both onscreen and off.  It all makes for a return to form for the Final Destination series with Bloodlines ranking in the top three with general ease.  

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