Mankind encounters AI beings for the first time when a highly sophisticated programme, Ares, leaves the digital world for a dangerous mission in the real world.
Director: Joachim Rønning
Mankind encounters AI beings for the first time when a highly sophisticated programme, Ares, leaves the digital world for a dangerous mission in the real world.
Director: Joachim Rønning
Biochemist Michael Morbius tries to cure himself of a rare blood disease, but when his experiment goes wrong, he inadvertently infects himself with a form of vampirism instead.
Director: Daniel Espinosa
Cast: Jared Leto, Matt Smith, Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal, Tyrese Gibson
Release Date: April 1, 2022
Genre: Action, Adventure, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, some frightening images, and brief strong language
Runtime: 1h 44m
Review:
Morbius is the kind of paint by the numbers, forgettable comic book origin story whose main purpose is to set up future installment. Daniel Espinosa film is both glossy and undercooked at the same time. His direction borrows from a bevy of comic book films mainly from the early 2000s which isn't the greatest source for inspiration. The plot moves at a surprisingly quick pace which maybe intentional so you don't notice how nonsensical the whole thing is. Jared Leto, an actor known for throwing himself into roles, is surprisingly understated and uninspired in the central role. His performance gives you the impression that he'd rather be anywhere else but there. Matt Smith, on the other hand, seems to relish chewing up scenery as the requisite friend/villain who ends up with the exact same power as the hero. Supporting players Adria Arjona, Jared Harris, Al Madrigal and Tyrese Gibson all show up for a quick paycheck while bringing very little to their undercooked characters. At least Morbius has the common sense to not overstay it's welcome with its quick runtime that still includes two post credit scenes that feels more like the result of corporate deal than some sort of big revelation.
C-
When Patrizia Reggiani, an outsider from humble beginnings, marries into the Gucci family, her unbridled ambition begins to unravel the family legacy and triggers a reckless spiral of betrayal, decadence, revenge -- and ultimately murder.
Director: Ridley Scott
Cast: Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Jared Leto, Jeremy Irons, Salma Hayek, Al Pacino, Reeve Carney, Jack Huston
Release Date:
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Rated R for language, some sexual content, and brief nudity and violence.
Runtime: 2h 37m
Review:
Ridley Scott's House of Gucci is a massive Shakespearian soap opera that indulges in its opulent excesses to a fault. Scott's directs his film with a steady hand, delivering a glossy vision of the 80's that uses every cliched song imaginable. The shots are meticulously constructed which allow you to appreciate the incredibly lavish fashion and art direction on display. There isn't the usual grittiness typically associated with Scott, here he's clearly going for a very specific look and feel that's reflective of the fashionista royalty on display which fits perfectly for the film. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Lady Gaga fits perfectly as real life femme fatale Patrizia Reggiani. Gaga is clearly committed to the role as she channels Lady MacBeth in 80's couture. It’s a showy role for her, more so than her turn in A Star is Born, and she does well delivering a steely, ferocious turn that works as the anchor of the entire film. Adam Driver delivers one of his better performances by playing against type and not relying on his masculinity like he usually does.
Driver is surprisingly believable as Maurizio Gucci who starts out being overly naïve before he becomes more savvy to his wife's machinations in the family business. Jared Leto's much talked about transformation is cartoonish but in the film it works since the film is populated with performers going big with their characters. Al Pacino and Jeremy Irons are prime examples of this with each delivering some fun but hammy turns as the Gucci partners. Jack Huston, Reeve Carney and Salma Hayek round out the cast with more measured turns which flesh out the world. If this all sounds like a lot, well it is and narratively speaking its overstuffed with Scott cramming 30 years of story into a two and half hour film. The performances and production make it easy to overlook the fact that there isn't much palpable tension or drama even with all the betrayals and backstabbing going on.
B
Deputy Sheriff Joe "Deke" Deacon
joins forces with Sgt. Jim Baxter to search for a serial killer who's
terrorizing
Director: John Lee Hancock
Cast: Denzel Washington, Rami Malek, Jared
Leto, Chris Bauer, Natalie Morales, Terry Kinney
Release Date:
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Rated R for violent/disturbing images,
language and full nudity
Runtime: 2 h 7 min
Review:
There’s plenty
that will feel familiar about The Little Things, it’s a film that feels stuck
in the past on multiple levels. John Lee
Hancock’s film is methodically paced and well filmed but all of it feels
perfunctory and familiar. The
character’s all have specific quirks or demon’s they are dealing with but the
story never gives us anything new or revelatory about these tortured men. Instead its stellar cast is stuck making the
best of this script which feels like it’s from another era, mainly because it
is. This script has been languishing in
development since the 90’s and so much about it feels like it would have been
fresh back then but now some of these tropes have been done multiple times
over. It’d be easy to get some Seven
vibes here and there but its never as polished or refined as that film. Denzel Washington leads the film ably and
honestly he can play this type of character in his sleep so it’s not a
challenging role for him. That being
said, he’s able make his character interesting enough to keep the proceedings
engaging enough to keep you moving forward.
Rami Malek feels miscast as the young rising detective, something about
Malek’s talents and this type of role just don’t mesh in a believable
fashion. Jared Leto’s performance here
lacks any sort of subtly which takes you out of the film once he gets the
spotlight. The third act can be
described as problematic without giving anything away. The Little Things is saved from being a
complete mess by top tier talent but even then it’s decidedly middle of the
road.
C
My dear reader(s), this weekend the streaming services offered up a gift to the the homebound and weary: The Little Things, starring Academy Award (tm) winner Denzel Washington, Academy Award (tm) winner Rami Malek, and Academy Award (tm) winner Jared Leto.
Spoiler level here will be...uh...mild, I guess. If you saw a trailer, there's not likely anything here you didn't see or guess from there.
Two cops risk everything in the hunt down a serial killer.
So, you got that the Little Things stars some ACADEMY AWARD (tm) winners, right?? All that hardware is the film's chief selling point, and, for my money, anything that has Denzel Washington's name at the top of the list is worth a look. I don't think the Little Things strains Denzel's exceptional skillset, but, as usual, he carries the picture with ease. I've fallen out of love with Rami Malek since his Oscar win, so if he's any better than serviceable here, it's lost on me. Jared Leto is laughably bad in a poorly-crafted role. I actively despised every minute he was onscreen, and I'm not normally a Leto-hater. I even liked his Joker. (Don't @ me.)
Outside of its acting heavyweights, the Little Things is a creepy but predictable procedural. The cops rough up persons of interest and deliver tone-deaf dialogue as reliably as if it were an old Starsky & Hutch episode. Everybody makes bad choices. You get a bad choice! You get a bad choice! And YOU get a bad choice! Where those choices lead may surprise you...or not...depending on how much of this sort of thing you watch. The Little Things looks, sounds, and feels suitably bleak, with muted colors and a grim score by Thomas Newman. Outside of Leto, it's a pretty well-crafted work that suffers only for feeling like it should be more, somehow. Maybe not worth subscribing to HBO Max, but if you're already a subscriber, definitely worth a look.
The Little Things runs 127 minutes and is rated R for "violent/disturbing images, language, and full nudity." The Little Things is a passable yarn that features some nice work by Denzel Washington. In Covid times, we can't ask for much more...apparently. Of a possible nine Weasleys, the Little Things gets six and a half.
The Little Things is now streaming on HBO Max.
Until next time...